Missing: Robert Downey's Killer 'Stache

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(Sept. 17) - Normally, hirsute dudes will choose a clean shaven look during the hot, sweaty summer months. Not bona fide rebel Robert Downey Jr., though... whose July and August was spent growing and grooming a 'stache that even Tom Selleck would be jealous of.
But now that we're on the cusp of autumn, Jr. has opted for a bare-bones look. The actor debuted his face on Tuesday at the UK premiere of "Tropic Thunder."
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Robert Downey Snapshots

    Robert Downey Jr. and wife Susan Downey attend the Tropic Thunder UK Film Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England.

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    Robert Downey Jr. and wife Susan Downey attend the Tropic Thunder UK Film Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England.

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Robert Downey Jr., Ben Stiller and Jack Black arrive at the UK film premiere of 'Tropic Thunder', at Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr.;Ben Stiller;Jack Black

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) (L-R) Robert Downey Jr, Ben Stiller and Jack Black arrive at the UK film premiere of 'Tropic Thunder', at Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr;Ben Stiller;Jack Black

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) (L-R) Robert Downey Jr, Ben Stiller and Jack Black arrive at the UK film premiere of 'Tropic Thunder', at Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr;Ben Stiller;Jack Black

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Robert Downey Jr. arrives at the UK film premiere of 'Tropic Thunder', at Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr.

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Robert Downey Jr. arrives at the UK film premiere of 'Tropic Thunder', at Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr.

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Robert Downey Jr. arrives at the UK film premiere of 'Tropic Thunder', at Odeon Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: Actor Robert Downey Jr (R) and his wife Susan Levin arrive at the premiere of 'Tropic Thunder' at the Odeon cinema, Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr;Susan Levin

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    LONDON - SEPTEMBER 16: Actor Robert Downey Jr (L) and his wife Susan Levin arrive at the premiere of 'Tropic Thunder' at the Odeon cinema, Leicester Square on September 16, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr;Susan Levin

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Earlier this week, PopEater held its first annual Beard Awards -- honoring the moustache's older and wiser brother -- in that break room near the 'fridge that hasn't been cleaned in a month. Here are the results:
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The Beard Awards

    Mel Gibson is hands-down our all-time favorite beard. It's the perfect combination: Crazy eyes + tugging + grey streak = Best. Beard Ever.

    George Clooney went swarthy during the filming and promotion of 'Syriana,' his oil-controls-policy movie. While we probably prefer a shaven Clooney, his ability to still look like heaven with or without beard impresses us greatly.

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    A beard list would not exist if ZZ Top weren't on it. While Dusty Hill (left) has a pretty sweet facial nest, it's Billy Gibbons and his sandy masterpiece that we really love.

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    Adrien Brody's more-goatee-than-beard is not only different ... it's apparently itchy.

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    Perhaps our favorite comic, Zach Galifianakis is a beard enthusiast like few others. Sporting his thick face-mane for years now, beard jokes have even worked their way into his routine.

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    As the newcomer to the beard championship, Affleck has to pay his dues and wait a while until we consider him for a top spot.

    Clint Brewer, Splash News

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