(Oct. 31) - Jetset? More like helicopter-set. Rumored canoodlers and fellow travelers on the divorce highway Alex Rodriguez and Madonna secretly choppered off for a Hamptons rendezvous last week, Page Six is reporting.
A Post insider indicates the host for the meet-up was none other than comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld, who has a waterfront palace in the tony Long Island community.
If you're following the Madonna and Alex Rodriguez story, the lines begin to get messy. With so many players, it's hard to keep everyone from Madonna and her husband Guy, her manager Guy, A-Rod, his wife and Lenny Kravitz straight. Here's how to decipher the love hexagon:
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Madonna Role: Rumored to be divorcing her husband Guy Ritchie, also allegedly involved in an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, once dated Lenny Kravitz Status: Villain
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Guy Ritchie Role: Madonna's husband Status: Victim
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Alex Rodriguez Role: Hit with divorce papers from his wife Cynthia after she heard rumors about his relationship with Madonna Status: Villain
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Cynthia Rodriguez Role: Left the Yankees' player due to his increasing interest in both Madonna and her religion, Kabbalah Status: Half-victim, Half-villain
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Guy Oseary Role: Manager to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, used to manage Lenny Kravitz, reportedly the source for the Madonna-A-Rod rumors Status: Villain
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Lenny Kravitz Role: Dated Madonna, rumored to be having an affair with Cynthia Rodriguez, fired Oseary upon hearing he was going to leak a story about Alex Rodriguez and Madonna Status: Half-victim, Half-villain
"The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They're neighbors on the West Side, so it's really no surprise," said an insider. "And Jerry and [wife] Jessica go to her concerts whenever she's in town."
On Oct. 21, the Yankees slugger reportedly touched down in East Hampton and was picked up by a white Porsche believed to belong to Seinfeld. Forty minutes later, another helicopter arrived with Madonna on board and she was picked up by a black SUV.
"When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen," the source says.
A-Rod, 33, and Madonna, 50, stayed at Seinfeld's place for about four hours before they all emerged and headed back to the airport.
"Madonna and the Seinfelds could clearly be seen getting out and piling into the copter that had taken Madonna there in the first place. They left together," our witness said. "Several minutes later, the helicopter that carried A-Rod also left."
They have insisted that they're "just friends." Neither Rodriguez, whose wife Cynthia filed for divorce in July, or Madonna, who recently separated from Guy Ritchie, have commented on the reported rendevous.