Lindsay Says 'Oy Vey!' to Split Rumors

(Dec. 2) -- Who knew that Lindsay Lohan has suddenly turned into an 80-year-old Jewish woman?

The actress who's known more for her headlines than her movies these days is once again using her MySpace blog as a venting mechanism, letting people know exactly what the situation between her and Samantha Ronson is. Lohan posted on Tuesday that she and her still-unconfirmed-but-likely girlfriend Ronson "are NOT breaking up," and showing her frustration with the constant buzz by saying: "oy vey! rumors.."

In the post, Lohan explains that she was addressing the situation because she had "been getting a lot of emails asking ... this one question." After signing off, she said she was currently listening to 'Happy Together' by The Turtles, further bolstering her claims that she and Ronson are still an item.

Aside from her Ronson post, in a separate item Lohan also laments about Facebook, saying how her accounts keep getting disabled due to either hackers or administrators thinking she is a fake client.

Lohan writes (punctuation unchanged): "i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE "FAKE" OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.."

She ends the post peacefully, asking that Facebook "will un-disable" her account so she can sign in "the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same "pets" and so on.."