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Best Osbourne Family Moments

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Our favorite potty-mouthed, dysfunctional family is returning to the airwaves tonight - yup, the Osbournes and their bat-biting paterfamilias Ozzy are back. 'Osbournes: Reloaded' is a series of hour-long variety show specials featuring the Osbournes and their various hijinks. You heard us. A variety show starring Ozzy Osbourne, the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness. In honor of this strange and unprecedented event, we offer our Top Ten Ozzy and Family moments. WARNING: These clips are appropriate for mature audiences... they contain adult language and an excess of mumbling.
10. The only thing more surreal than Ozzy Osbourne on a family reality show is bloopers from Ozzy Osbourne's family reality show.


9. Ozzy sings 'Dreamer.'


8.The Osbourne kids turn into the Osmonds in the Pepsi Twist commercial that is scarier than anything the prince of Darkness has ever done. "You're a bunch of bloody magicians."


7. Ozzy sings something that sounds kind of like 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' at a Cubs game. In a baseball jersey!


6. President Bush name-drops Ozzy and Ozzy reacts like he won the lottery. That Prince of Darkness is CUTE.


5. Ozzy does a World of Warcraft commercial, which is both hilarious and sort of sad for anyone who ever thought he was scary.


4. Christmas with the Osbournes is just like Christmas at your house... only with more mumbling and swearing.


3. Ozzy bites the head off of a CGI bat in 'Little Nicky.'


2. Ozzy bites the head off of a real bat.


1. Ozzy cooking, swearing in an animal print robe in 1988.


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