She Said What? Top 10 Megan Fox Quotes

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By Brooke Tarnoff Posted Jun 24th 2009 02:18PM

She Said What? Top 10 Megan Fox Quotes

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Thanks to a little picture called 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,' we've been seeing an awful lot of the lovely Megan Fox lately. We always enjoy a look at the two-years-running "Sexiest Woman in the World" (according to FHM readers... and common wisdom), but we most love it when Megan Fox is doing the press circuit because she always says the darnedest things. In honor of the Fox herself, here are our top ten Megan Fox quotes.

On bisexuality: "I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man." - Esquire

On the beauty of Olivia Wilde: "I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing." - GQ

On the difference between her and Scarlett Johansson: "I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson ? who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard ? but I do. And part of it is my own fault." - Esquire

On her sex drive: "I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy." - FHM

On her acting talents: "I'm terrible in [the first 'Transformers' movie]. It's my first real movie and it's not honest and not realistic. The movie wasn't bad, I just wasn't proud about what I did... If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven't done anything yet." - Entertainment Weekly

On the media's coverage of her life: "The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo." - GQ

On modesty and vengeance: "Well, I wasn't topless. I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone. But that's a really unfortunate thing that happened. I know who [alerted the paparazzi] and I never did anything about it. It's her karma to deal with, not mine." - Entertainment Weekly

On digestive curiosities: "If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like?you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on 'Transformers' always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." - GQ

On Angelina: "[Angelina Jolie] always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I'm sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I'd be like, 'Who the f--- is this little bulls--- brat who was in 'Transformers' that's going to be the next me?' I don't want to meet her; I'd be embarrassed." - Entertainment Weekly

On her less attractive qualities: "I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.'" - FHM

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Actress Megan Fox attends "Jonah Hex" panel on day 2 of the 2009 Comic-Con International Convention on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California. 2009 Comic-Con International - Day 2 San Diego, California United States July 24, 2009 Photo by Chelsea Lauren/WireImage.com To license this image (57972194), contact WireImage.com

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SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: (L-R) Actors Michael Fassbender, Megan Fox and Josh Brolin speak during a panel discussion for "Jonah Hex" at Comic-Con 2009 held at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Michael Fassbender;Megan Fox;Josh Brolin

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SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: (L-R) Actors Megan Fox and Josh Brolin speak during a panel discussion for "Jonah Hex" at Comic-Con 2009 held at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Megan Fox;Josh Brolin

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Actress Megan Fox poses next to a poster for her new film "Jonah Hex" at the Comic-Con International 2009 convention held in San Diego Friday, July 24, 2009. The annual comic book and popular arts convention attracts over 100,000 people and runs through Sunday July 26. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy)

SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: Actress Megan Fox speaks during a panel discussion for "Jonah Hex" at Comic-Con 2009 held at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Megan Fox

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SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: (L-R) Actress Megan Fox and actor Michael Fassbender onstage during a panel discussion for "Jonah Hex" at Comic-Con 2009 held at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Megan Fox;Michael Fassbender

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SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: (L-R) Actor Josh Brolin, actress Megan Fox and actor Michael Fassbender onstage during a panel discussion for "Jonah Hex" at Comic-Con 2009 held at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Josh Brolin;Megan Fox;Michael Fassbender

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Tuesday 01 September

By mcrforeverr

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............ok?

Wednesday 02 September

By tesoro5812

Disgusting, vulgar, perverted, superficial, brainless, what's not to like?

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Another of The Worlds Most Useless People spouts off, what a surprise she is a vain, brain-dead disgusting bag of dog-doo.

Sunday 06 September

By Lou

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Wow, I am sorry to all you angry, jealous people out there, I don't think I have heard more honesty from another celebrity. It's her life, when people ask about such personal matters, I think they deserve the personal answers the received. I think she has a great sense of humor! Keep it up!

Tuesday 22 September

By Dylan Paul

I think she's hilarious. Sure she's dimwitted and a little gross but granted the average American hates their job, has something that they regret every day, and is bored enough to watch TV and pay hundreds if not thousands of dollars every year for entertainment purposes, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have a sexy tart to say stupid things that make you laugh. In addition to being humorous, she'd make a great statue if you could just get her to stand still long enough. Maybe you tell her that if she looks at the wall for long enough, the genie that's hiding in it will come out and make all her dreams come true. That ought to do it.

Thursday 02 September

By Ashley

Someone pray for this kid..

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