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In this photo provided by PictureGroup, Joan Rivers, right, and Katie Couric attend a party celebrating the premiere of Rivers' show "How'd You Get So Rich" on TV Land PRIME at Rivers' residence in New York on Monday, Aug. 3, 2009. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, PictureGroup)
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In this photo provided by PictureGroup, Joan Rivers, left, Katie Couric, center, and Hoda Kotb attend a party celebrating the premiere of Rivers' show "How'd You Get So Rich" on TV Land PRIME at Rivers' residence in New York on Monday, Aug. 3, 2009. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, PictureGroup)
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: Actress Joan Rivers promotes the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Joan Rivers
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: Actress Joan Rivers greets fans while promoting the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Joan Rivers
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: (L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jesse Volt;Joan Rivers;Gary Dee;Joe Posa
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: (L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jesse Volt;Joan Rivers;Gary Dee;Joe Posa
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: (L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jesse Volt;Joan Rivers;Gary Dee;Joe Posa
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: (L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jesse Volt;Joan Rivers;Gary Dee;Joe Posa
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: (L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jesse Volt;Joan Rivers;Gary Dee;Joe Posa
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 04: Actress Joan Rivers promotes the TV Land PRIME series "How'd You Get So Rich?" at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Joan Rivers
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Why is Joan Rivers even being roasted? What are they roasting her facial parts she gave up so she could have that plastic fixed smile. My God Joan go back to whatever old folks home you came from and STAY THERE! Your scaring youngsters ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Joan Rivers is a star? Come on..
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She needs die already,sheesh . Seriously, this old hag is not even funny, has no life and she needs to be worrying about how many days she has left on the planet. She's totally old news and a big ass cornball!
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Rivers' ghastly face actually isn't the result of her 437 face lifts.....it's because her rabbi told her that if you freeze your face for 12 minutes a day, you'll not only look ridiculous, but "it's much cheepah thank God"...
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man this woman should not talk her and all that plastic they used on her face she is so corny she need to shut up
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Rivers showed her true colors on Celebrity Apprentice. She walked out because her 'Daughter' was "FIRED". That is a true sore looser. She is a tough witch and doesn't care who she walks on to get something. Her Daughter is the same way. They are the perfect example of 'people who live in glass houses'. They have no business talking about others.
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If my dog had a face like her's, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backward. Uff Da
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You know if Joan River's face is lifted one more time she'll hava a goatee.
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Joan Rivers, go blow it out your ass. You old dried up has been. You look like you have been roasted till it shriveled. Your as ugly now as you were when you were younger, Your not even funny except for your looks.
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Methinks one of Joan's plastic surgeons might have nip/tucked her a bit too tight and short-circuited her brain. Perhaps next time they can wire her mouth shut. The older she gets, the meaner she gets.
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Throw some water on the *****. That will solve the problem.
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Chattie, I DO hope you're kidding about Joan's plastic surgery. With the amount of money she has, you would think she would have been more choosy about her plastic surgeon. My God! She doesn't even look like herself! Her eyes are so narrow from all the "pulling back" of her skin, I don't know how she manages to SEE through them. Yes, definitely, she is an egotistical, VAIN woman. People who have so much plastic surgery become addicted to it. They notice every tiny line that just doesn't look right to them and they try to correct it. More importantly, all the anesthesia from these procedures have made her crazy. She used to be funny, but now she's only FUNNY-LOOKING!
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When it said "Star takes cheap shot..." I thought it was somebody. Joan Rivers is hardly a "star". Geez, doesn't AOL have any real news to work with ?
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Joan Rivers as a has-been, and never was funny.
She should dry up and blow away...and up hers about the midwest.
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she's mean to people simply because she can be. she can give it but can't take it. she may have a lot of money and fame, but she's trash.
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Is anyone surprised at Joan Rivers' comments? Just remember how she conducted herself on The Celebrity Apprentice, small minded and nasty. She constantly shows she is all class, mostly low.
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Joan Rivers is a washed up ol hdag.Her many plastic surgeries made her look like a plastic ugly old women. I cant stand her and she isnt even funny. The only people who can relate to her are old hags like herself.
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I cant stand her and evidently her husband couldnt either. He killed himself to get away from her and her egotistic daugher. Her daughter Melissa is as ugly as she is. The woman is a no talent ugly old women who wants to be young again. Plastic surgery just made her look so old and ugly. I did not think that was possible.
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Does anyone remember the movie ESCAPE FROM LA? Joan looks like she could be an extra in that movie. Everytime I see her I think of that movie.
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Joan Rivers has gone from being a funny, natural, engaging comedienne to a mean-spirited, bitter, botoxed old woman. Time to shut it down, Joan. You're not funny anymore.
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