Spencer Pratt Smooches PopEater, Will Break Communism in China With Playboy
Spencer: "King Spencer Pratt is here! I've missed you it's been a long year. I remember the day the ban was taken off and my whole life came back to normal. God bless you for lifting that ban. This whole year has been so much better. Thank you. God bless you again."
Excellent. So, what's this workout thing all about, Heidi?
"I have my e-book coming out, it's at TheHeidiMontagWorkout.com. My main goal was I had that Playboy photo shoot, and I really wanted to get in good shape for it. I wanted to be really strong and athletic and have really powerful, sexy curves and to build that strength and to rebuild my body. So, I got in really great shape with Chad Waterbury and we made this ebook and now the Playboy is out and this is just the beginning of my fitness quest. I just want to keep improving my body and keep improving my sexy curves and just stay in shape and make it a lifestyle.
And now I have Miss Universe coming out, I perform there August 23, and that's the biggest televised event in the history of TV. It's bigger than the Super Bowl, bigger than the World Cup -- a billion eyes watch it, so now I'm getting in great shape for Miss Universe. I'm singing and performing."
So what sets your workout routine apart from, say, Kim Kardashian's workout video?
"This video builds a powerful athlete and reshapes your body and gives women those sexy curves they desire. It's not just a little workout to lose weight or get skinny, it's to change your life and have more strength and endurance and that really goes into every part of your life."
What's next for you, Spencer?
"I was getting all excited to drop my first rap album, and then God blessed us with this miracle of Miss Universe, so now I'm taking a back seat on my music career and letting my wife shine as much as bright as she should. I don't want to be distracting anyone's ears with my flow when they can be hearing the melodies of my beautiful miracle of a wife."
So no duets?
"Oh we definitely have a duet coming out. It's going to hit radio in September, it's already done. It was leaked two years ago, but it was redone and reproduced, and it's 'Body Language.'"
And Heidi's Playboy comes out on your birthday? How do you feel about that?
"It is! A birthday boy with my wife Miss September on the cover. The most beautiful cover in history will be released on my birthday, which is definitely a gift from the lord."
You're cool with millions of guys seeing her in it?
"Millions? I'm planning on billions. I'm personally going to ship about three billion issues to China to sell them on the underground market over there. I know it's real controversial in the communist countries, but I think I can bring them democracy just based on my wife's Playboy cover."
What can we expect from the Playboy spread?
"You can expect the most beautiful, fit, powerful female curves a woman has shown in the buff in existence, not since maybe Adam and Eve. Maybe Eve had curves like this. I've watched her train an hour a day with Chad Waterbury ... so he had Heidi trained as if she was training for the next Olympics. No female ever worked as hard to have her body look as good to pose for Playboy. People train this hard to win gold medals."
Heidi, your dad seemed like a pretty serious guy on 'The Hills.' What's his reaction to you being in Playboy?
"I haven't talked to him about it and I'm not going to."
Alrighty... Did your religious beliefs play a part in the decision?
"I think God made our bodies and they're a beautiful thing and they're nothing to be ashamed of. I feel very blessed to have this opportunity and I feel blessed to be able to show a beautiful gift that God has given me."
There's been a bunch of private nude photos of celebrities leaked lately. Should they just bite the bullet and do Playboy so at least they get paid for their nudity?
Heidi: "I think so! That would definitely be the smarter route."
Any chance you guys will send a copy to your pal Al Roker?
Spencer: "That's funny that you say that. We're going back to see our good friend, Mr. The Weatherman, on November 17 to discuss Speidi the written book about how to be famous. So that will be very exciting to see how he takes going over our new book. It's going to change everyone's lives. There's about 2 billion people on earth that want to be famous like Speidi, so we're passing the cup over."
So Spencer, we've obviously had our differences. Last time you said some things about our readers that weren't too kind. Care to have some last words to apologize or win them back?
"It's not to win them back. Your readers, if they know anything about me, it's that they can't take me seriously. Obviously I didn't go track any of your readers down or kick down their doors, so I think they knew I was kidding. They should understand I was only emotional because I couldn't believe they didn't want me in their lives anymore. So it's more like a breakup when you say thinks you don't mean. So, if I could send them chocolates, roses and Champagne for continuing to show love and hate towards Speidi, as long as I have their attention I feel very blessed and grateful for them. If their butts are kissed enough yet, I hope so, if not, (kissing sounds), I'm kissing all of them right now."
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