Lindsay's Lo-Tan Needs a Hand

By PopEater Staff Posted Aug 14th 2009 06:38AM

If the editors of PopEater know anything, it's how to apply Lindsay Lohan's self-tanner, Sevin Nyne. So when we saw these photos of Lindsay on the set of 'Machete' (yes, the 'Machete' from 'Grindhouse') and noticed that there's a big old patch of non-Lo-Tanned skin in clear view, we wanted to say we're here to share our expertise if Lindsay needs us. We're givers, and we just want Lindsay to look her best at all times.

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The PopEater Lohan Tanner Experiment

The pale, pre-Sevin Nyne PopEater team displays the Lindsay Lohan tanner that is about to make them either golden gods or orange Oopma-Loompas. Right to Left: Melissa Daniels, Mike Hess and Ilaina Ferramosca. How'd it turn out, you ask? Check Out the Lo-Tan Pics!

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Watch the PopEater Crew Try the Lo-Tan

Tags: lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, machete, popeater exclusive, PopeaterExclusive

Comments

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Friday 14 August

By themeeker

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She's gross and why are her boobs way down there?

By Steffanie

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Um... her boobs are down there... because they are REAL! Fake boobs usually sit too high, and as a skinny girl with natural boobs I always thought MINE were too low... but look at old movies with real boobs. That's where they sit.

Saturday 22 August

By Kenny

This is a lovly Looking Lady, Thank you LL.

By lulubelle

Do you know anything about human anatomy? They are called breasts, not boobs. In female humans, they grow outwards in order to feed their young. They are subject to gravity and, when not filled with plastic, naturally hang that way.

By Mr. Ed

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No need to use a comma after the word and. It just shows how stupid you are.

Wednesday 19 August

By Roro

Mr. Ed, you're an idiot. Her comma is appropriately placed.

Sunday 16 August

By Katie

Wow, Mr. Ed, way to go and show how stupid YOU are...the comma after 'and' is correct. It's setting part of the sentence apart as a separate phrase (sort of like using parentheses).

By Krystal Nicole

Only fat lazy women with natural "boobs" have them hovering around their belly button. If you happen to be in good physical shape and quite active, you can have two kids like me and your natural "boobs" will still be in place, HIGH AND FIRM! Hubby sure likes them.

By ljsurf322

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Mr. Ed, take a grammer lesson. That sentence was written correctly. I could say the same about you and your lack of proper punctuation! Get a life.

By dan s

I get disgusted every time I see Lindsay, she had the world in her grip, I really believed she had what it takes to be the next Liz Taylor, but she obviously doesn't want it. She has no-one to blame but herself. She has beauty and talent, its such a shame to see it all go to waste.

By rstaiconsulting

LA County Jail has a private cell just waiting for Lindsay to do something stupid again, and she eventually will.

By Ernest

Just used spray paint and stay out the sun. She looks like a pale anorectic ghost. LAMO

By Kevin

just another nasty coke whore, she needs to overdose already.

By john

This girl is such a skank! How in the world did she get famous?

Lulu - it was a rhetorical question, so you can drop the superior snotty attitude. Do you need me to define rhetorical for you? Meanwhile Linzey Loman still has ugly boobs that seem too droopy for a 22-year-old.

By Erica

Why exactly is this news? Apparently, there aren't more important things in this world than badly-applied self-tanner. We could also mention that she's wearing way too much make-up... or that she looks like a heroin addict.

By the way, I love the disclaimer that says to "keep it classy." Look at the subject matter.

By Tiwi

It's Popeater. If you want news, go somewhere else. You should know by now that Popeater (and sites just like it) are catered to celebrities only. Get over it.

By Mingo

Lohan is always in the news and none of it good. She has the looks when she is not doing something stupid like over dieting or coloring her hair like some child did it for her. She may just be the biggest waste of talent and looks in hollywood

By mgrna

STOP RIPPING ON HER FOR BEING SKINNY! She may have an eating disorder, yes, but as someone who is fighting an ED, I understand how hard it is to deal with! It is a disease and a VERY difficult one to defeat! LEAVE HER EATING DISORDER OUT!

Saturday 15 August

By missfoxxxxxxx

Real breasts, not filled with plastic, only naturally hang that way if you don't take care of them! Breast tissue is made up of fat, milk ducts, and connective tissue. Once the connective tissue is damaged, it does not repair itself. It becomes like a rubberband that has been stretched too many times: droopy. All you have to do to prevent this is wear a good, underwire bra, always! If the first thing you do when you get out of bed, as soon as your feet hit the floor, is put on a bra, your breasts will never hit the floor!

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