Britney Takes Bikini-Thon to 'Letterman

By PopEater Staff Posted Aug 19th 2009 08:07AM

Britney Spears has spent much of the past couple of days in a bikini, being photographed poolside in California while on break from her 'Circus' tour. So, the next logical step for Miss Spears was naturally reading the Top 10 list on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' ... in a bikini, of course. And read (in a bikini) she did! Watch the Video Below!

Plowing through the list titled "Top 10 Ways the World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President," Spears hammed it up for the camera (in a bikini) and delivered her lines fluently and in good fun. Our favorites were the offer of free pie for all and the shouldn't-be-funny-but-is joke about how we might have a better financial strategy with her in charge. But enough with the teasing, Britney's full 'Letterman' list (plus token bikini photos from this weekend) below:

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Britney Takes a Break

During a weekend off from her Circus tour, Britney Spears spent some time with her sons, some frosty beverages and a pool. More Photos >>

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Britney Spears Snapshots

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"Top 10 Ways the World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President"

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistable scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy'
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

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Comments

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Wednesday 19 August

By Housekeeping

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I hope somebody cleaned up the azz juice from the desk that she sat on. She's a skank!

By bill

Housekeeping,

You hace a great outlook on life, She is a skank ? Who and what are you? You wish you were her. She is a skank who makes ALOT of money and people love her for being a skank.

Thursday 20 August

By Mnm

She looks like she's the one that needs the d**m Pie! Even though I do like SOME of her songs. she's still the sl*test person I know. Go to hell white trash!

By allenschroeder3

If "getting her groove back" includes how she looks in a bikini, then no! On Dave's show she looked positively flabby, and perhaps has reached the point where she will never be buff again without really stupid exercises.

By duck

DIDDY FOR PRESIDENT......NOW THAT WOULD BE AWSOME.....

By Adam

Britney looks so good!!! I'm so proud of her...

By redwine

she always has it together, maturing is exciting ,how can anybody crystalize breif moments and then judge her, we change every second

By micky1534

the guy is so unfunny, so corny its a wonder his show lasted this long.

By Turgid

Wow, gee...what incredible talent! Dress up like a whore and read some stupid lines from a queue card! This is s shining example of another American disgrace story! It's no wonder that they hate us so. If this is American culture, well, I am simply ashamed. The only reason most guys will watch her is because they wish they could bang her and the only reason the ladies watch her is because they wish they had bodies like her. Why we the people give her celebrity status is just beyond me. If not for her unique talent of dressing like a whore and reading queue cards at the same time, she'd be standing in the unemployment line! Really, the shame is on us.

By Bill

Turgid,

Apparently you are one of those people watching, Although I totally agree with your comments, you simply don't have to watch. Something must have grabbed your attention, maybe the fact that she dressed like a whore or the fact that she has a great body?

By mario

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (...best if you imagine me under a sheet sobbing...)

By ANN

WHATS IN A NAME? I STOPPED WATCHING LETTERMAN WHEN HE STARTED ACTING OBSCENE OVER SARAH PALIN. LETTERMAN STOPPED BECOMING A FUNNY MAN AND STARTED BECOMING
AN OBSESSIVE COMPLUSIVE EVERY NIGHT!EVERYONE I KNOW JUST COULDN'T TAKE HIM or his crew ANY LONGER.HE MADE US SICK. THE WAY I SEE IT IS, STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW BEST. AND AND STOP FORCEING YOUR POLICTICAL VIEWS AND HATETREDS DOWN YOUR AUDIENANCES THROATS BECAUSE THE BUTTON DOES TURN OFF AS WELL AS ON.

By jad3948

ur caps lock button turns off too... (just to let you know)

By poopeypoppet

OMG you like Britney Spears AND Sarah Palin????

laffs owt lowd

By fun4holly

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Gosh I wish she'd die!

By rcastl2335

isn't "skimpy bikini" redundant? Or should be?

By usc35

Robert:

Who in the hell made you chief editor?

Shut up and go away, asshoal !

By Rasberryrain82