Britney Takes Bikini-Thon to 'Letterman
Plowing through the list titled "Top 10 Ways the World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President," Spears hammed it up for the camera (in a bikini) and delivered her lines fluently and in good fun. Our favorites were the offer of free pie for all and the shouldn't-be-funny-but-is joke about how we might have a better financial strategy with her in charge. But enough with the teasing, Britney's full 'Letterman' list (plus token bikini photos from this weekend) below:
Britney Spears Snapshots
Picture made available on July 21, 2009 shows US pop singer Britney Spears performing in St. Petersburg on July 19, 2009 during her first ever tour of Russia. AFP PHOTO / ELENA BLEDNYKH (Photo credit should read ELENA BLEDNYKH/AFP/Getty Images)
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Picture made available on July 21, 2009 shows US pop singer Britney Spears performing in St. Petersburg on July 19, 2009 during her first ever tour of Russia. AFP PHOTO / ELENA BLEDNYKH (Photo credit should read ELENA BLEDNYKH/AFP/Getty Images)
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Picture made available on July 21, 2009 shows US pop singer Britney Spears performing in St. Petersburg on July 19, 2009 during her first ever tour of Russia. AFP PHOTO / ELENA BLEDNYKH (Photo credit should read ELENA BLEDNYKH/AFP/Getty Images)
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** Singer Britney Spears leaves her hotel with a hefty amount of luggage to fly out and continue her concert tour. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 11, 2009 Job: 58247EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** Singer Britney Spears leaves her hotel with a hefty amount of luggage to fly out and continue her concert tour. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 11, 2009 Job: 58247EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston (b. September 14, 2005) and Jayden James (b. September 12, 2006) to visit the Eiffel Tower. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 7, 2009 Job: 58099EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston (b. September 14, 2005) and Jayden James (b. September 12, 2006) to visit the Eiffel Tower. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 7, 2009 Job: 58099EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston (b. September 14, 2005) and Jayden James (b. September 12, 2006) to visit the Eiffel Tower. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 7, 2009 Job: 58099EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston (b. September 14, 2005) and Jayden James (b. September 12, 2006) to visit the Eiffel Tower. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 7, 2009 Job: 58099EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ***NO CANADA*** During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston (b. September 14, 2005) and Jayden James (b. September 12, 2006) to visit the Eiffel Tower. NON-EXCLUSIVE July 7, 2009 Job: 58099EM Paris, France www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com
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"Top 10 Ways the World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President"
10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistable scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy'
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
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looks like Brittany is unraveling again...dont let folks make a fool of you, turn to your support system now! you are too beautiful of a girl and have children that come first . dont be exploited!
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How can you possibly misspell her name when it's written several times in the article and title of the article!Her name is all over this page and you STILL manage to misspell it!There is also something on computers called "spell check" for all of the other words you misspelled, not to mention the lack of capitalization and punctuation marks.If you're going to criticize someone, at least have the ability to do so without looking like a brainless idiot.
Has this world come to the point where it's impossible to laugh at ourselves? Britney obviously didn't think this was explotive, she thought it was funny. Sheesh, people! Lighten up!!!
Hello shashe41.
Tell ''Robert to go jump in a lake''. He is nobody. Neither am I , for that matter.
But. it don't matter...and ,yes Robert, I realize I should have said ''doesn't''....which is the whole point...because it doesn't matter about spelling...punctuation...etc...or anything. This is bogging...no rules. It is all good...except, of course, when some self righteous jerk like Robert joins in. I get so sick of bloggers like him that want to jump in and criticize out spelling, etc. Spell check???? Is he serious. I don't have time for that crap...it's a fipping blog. It don't matter.
Oh...and robert....did you know that when you type a sentence and end it, that you are supposed to put a space first before you start the next sentence. You made several other errors also...but I don't think it would matter to you .
I read a few of your other blogs you have written. all anyone has to do is click on your name and any of us can review past blogs you have given. You should really be ashamed of your self for how you jumped on Shashe41...your past blogs are just like what shashe has written.
I know...this reply was to ''shashe41''... and it is seeming like it is to Robert....and that futher makes my point. This is blogging....read what people say and quit trying to act like a teacher or something.
shashe41...I thought your blog was fine...but i am nobody, and it don't matter if I liked it or not. Robert....you suck. You should apologize to shashe41. You really need to review your comments and just how bad your own grammar , spelling, etc is..as for me (?) ...welll I am not trying to be ''correct''...it is just a blog. It is not an English Class assignment. If it was, then Robert would flunk the one I have taken...he obviously can only work on a keyboard and use spell check. Spell check takes a long time to use...plus, it is not that perfect , either...just look at Roberts blogs and you will see what i mean. i don't do any editing of my comments...and i am sure it shows...but it don't matter. Shut up, Robert.
My 1st thought was here she goes again. Looking and acting like a bimbo. Brit go to school get something to fall back on because this sort of "career" will come to a crashing halt.
What the hell is wrong with usmael?
Shashe,
It is a comedy bit, she is not being exploited.
She is beautiful and I think at this point she has matured and a lot from her past experiences.
Actually, Robert if you want to make fun of someone's spelling abilities you should at least know a thing or two about spelling and spell checks. For one, Brittany is the most common spelling for the name. Britney is just some trailer trash Mom's failed attempt at spelling Brittany. So no, spell check would not fault him for it. You just somehow came out looking like the bigger idiot.
Britney is like a TickleMe Plant she folds up when she is tickled by something and she makes people laugh and smile. My TickleMe Plant does the same thing as it closes its leaves and lowers its branches when tickled and everyone who sees this plant smiles. Grow your own in a little green house by going to ticklemeplant.com and see the cute video of the plant in action. My students run to class to tickle their plants each morning.
I think shashe41 made an excellent point ROBERT! WE DON'T CARE IF SHE DIDN'T SPELL BRITNEY'S NAME CORRECTLY OR IF SHE DOESN'T USE SPELLCHECK! Please! What are you the "spellchecker"? The "computer nazi" - always looking to correct others mistakes? As far as her comment goes - she wasn't being critical...........in fact she was gracious in her comments. Britney is a beautiful girl who seems to allow others to use her and take advantage of her gifts. She needs to respect herself and to use those gifts in a positive, healthy way! Why did she need to be in a bikini on Letterman? It was silly, crass and stupid. Perhaps she's better than that?
Exploited, really? she is the princess of pop, she has finally been able to stand on her own to heels and do things in a productive and responsible manner. If Britney were my mom I would be proud that she could wear something like that on national television and do it oh so tasteful...
I would love to see the video; as usual, aol is not working right and the video will not work.
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the video works fine, maybe your pop up blockers are on, or you didn't push the little play button thingy.:p
AOL is working fine. I watched the video and it was clear and ok.
Wow... she is looking good yet again!!! WELCOME BACK HOT BRITNEY!!!
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Any think Sarah Palin will wear a bikini when she is on Letterman when she runs for president?
BRITNEY IS COOL !.....
I agree ...she looks awesome and she is certainly back. I think she has been through a lot and has certainly come back through all of the criticsm.
I would rather have Britney as president instead of Obama!
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true dat