Ashton Kutcher the Dream Guy for One Middle School Girl
Posted Monday 31 August 02:44 PM By: PopEater Staff
What would it be like if a newly-single
Ashton Kutcher randomly showed up at a middle school dance? One "student" imagines meeting the actor, who proceeds to fall in love with her, whisking the minor away to Hollywood.
The girl, Melissa Bell, stands up in front of the school to share her Ashton Kutcher fan fiction, in which character Melicia Bella encounters Kutcher.
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The real Kutcher responded to the skit on his
Twitter. "
Lincoln addressed Gettysburg, MLK had a dream, Mellissa got her period and then we frenched," he wrote.
The video is based on a McSweeney's piece written by Teddy Wayne.
However, we're not sure the actor is in on the joke. A few tweets later, he said, "Is it just me or is it uncomfortable to watch?" referring to the video.
He then responded to one reader who wanted him to pull the link from his page."Let me be clear, too sweet, maybe not the best speech material, but super sweet."
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Monday 31 August
By Zane
I'm sure once shes 18 he'll consider dating her. lol
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Monday 31 August
By mcrforeverr
stalkerish and scary....
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Wednesday 02 September
By Tigerlily
Something is seriously wrong with the school, that girl, and her parents. It's not even good, just disturbing.
Wednesday 02 September
By rosee27088
I don't know what is funnier...the video itself or the fact that you all are getting so bent out of shape about it. The video is a joke, the little girl is an actress doing her part in a skit, the "teacher" is an actress/comedienne doing her part, the "talent show" isn't real. It was all a joke and a very funny one at that. If this was on Saturday Night Live you would all be talking around the watercooler about how funny it was but because it is on the internet you are all clutching your pearls and discussing the moral decline of today's youth and the neglectful parenting they all must have. I can understand that Ashton was fooled because his ego wants him to believe that the entire female population is in love with him whether they are 12 or 112 (Demi) but c'mon people...where's your sense of humor??? ASHTON GOT PUNK'D AND SO DID ALL OF YOU!!!
Monday 31 August
By kay
ASHTON, sorry bub you sound like a total jerk in your response to this little girl. I hope you apologize to her!!
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Monday 31 August
By Sonya
Re-read the article - Kutcher says this is too sweet!
Monday 31 August
By Lakergregg
Something tells me there'll be a Melicia Bella doing porn in a few years.
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Tuesday 01 September
By patsy
what the hell has this guy done but star in a tv series and punk people. i dont understand young kids today who idollze these wannabee actors like ashton kutcher, lindsay lohan, brittany spears, justin timberlake and others- they havent done anything noteworthy. guess that says it all about how young kids think these days. everything is superficial and fake.
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Tuesday 01 September
By vamwolf
Patsy, Who were the people you looked up to and idolized? It has nothing to do with the age of the fans. I know some of my young friends who idolize stars at both ends of the spectrum. Generalizations just make you seem like a frumpy old maid.
Wednesday 02 September
By athomp
That's EVERY teen from EVERY generation! Get a grip on reality. Because this little girl has a crush on Ashton Kutcher, all teens are worthless?! Guess what....I bet you had one too. Oh my, did you end up alone....THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT! Now I know why you're an old prude!
Wednesday 02 September
By Ryan
REALLY????? are you really going to lump Justin Timberlake in with all those skeezy nasty no good hollywood ho*s....that to me is totally ridiculous hahahahaha you might want to pay more attention to the ones in hollywood that actually have talent like Justin Timberlake...the dude sings, plays piano, guitar, drums, keyboard...ever been to one of his concerts or listened to one of his cd's?? I think someone holds a grudge against the younger generation...just saying
Wednesday 02 September
By brittany
actually he has starred in a good bit of movies such as the butterfly effect, and a few other movies. he used to be a fashion model. he produced & was co creater of a tv show called room 401 and is an executive producer of the reality show beauty and the geek and a few other shows. he has his own production company katalyst films he recently produced the sitcom the beautiful life. one could really go on and on about all of his accomplishments. not everyone in hollywood is superficial and fake he is pretty succesful and not just some punk mtv star maybe you should consider doing a little research before you start bashing on someone just because of one show of his you might have seen.
Wednesday 02 September
By blondie5207
justin n ashton r so bettr than lindsay n britney first of all, second of all jus bc we teens lik celebritis doesn't mean we think they'r perfect or gods or sumthing. if ur telling me that wen u r a teenager u didnt lik any celebrities than u either came outt a cranky old pain or ur a liar. take ur pick :)
Monday 31 August
By Josh
lol damn he's from one extreme to the next.
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Tuesday 01 September
By David
OMG...the funniest part...the wonder bra B cups! HAHAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing to catch the rest.
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Tuesday 01 September
By Mo
Ashton Kutchner Yuck, I can't see what anyone sees in this creep
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Tuesday 01 September
By Rocky
Tell the girls parents to get her eyes checked to begin with and than have her checked for some mental disorder, he is not that good loking and if he had not married Demi he would have gone by by a long time ago.
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Tuesday 01 September
By patsy
maybe your right vamwolf- i grew up in the 60s, we wanted to change the world and did. im not an old maid, but i guess i am to old to understand todays youth.
what with the girls gone wild videos, getting drunk and laid is what college is about, having sex at 14 is the norm, and kids are addicts at 15. rohipnol is all the rage and respect is something thats been forgotten. alot can be told about a generation and who they look up to.
guess it is just me being an old fuddy duddy, eh?
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Wednesday 02 September
By Lynn
No, vamwolf is not right. This new generation of "stars" is just trash and anyone who idolizes them needs their head examined.
Wednesday 02 September
By DJ
by generalizing the new age to be just the bad things, you're nullifying the effect of your statement. though you're right about some of those things, you're failing to notice that there ARE talented stars, respectable teenagers and young adults, and abstinent 14 year olds. before you make a bold statement like "all new agers are terrible," you should do a little bit of homework.