How did you spend your Saturday afternoon? Were you in sunny Las Vegas, poolside with a harem of bikini girls? Probably not, unless your name happens to be Jon Gosselin, who was presumably paid a barrel of money to host a party at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino.

Rest assured folks, the 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' dad was representing with diamond-studded earrings and a shirt that allowed for some serious chest hair viewing.