Every few months, a random shout bellows through the PopEater offices that generally goes something like this: "Gah! There's a new 'Between Two Ferns!'" The viral pseudo-interviews that started long before comedian Zach Galifianakis had his breakout 'Hangover' role are as uncomfortable as they are hysterical, with Zach's deadpan and erratic delivery throwing guests like Jimmy Kimmel, Michael Cera, Natalie Portman, Jon Hamm and Bradley Cooper off of their game. This time around, Charlize Theron was, well, between two ferns with Galifianakis ... and their chat involved dying dogs, crotch sweat (Theron's) and urine (also Theron's). Seriously. The Theron video, and the entire 'Ferns' video collection (Cera is our fave) after the jump!