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John Mayer Tweets: I Didn't Sleep With Kristin Cavallari ... in So Many Words

By PopEater Staff Posted Sep 10th 2009 08:45AM

John Mayer wants to set the record straight on rumors he and 'Hills' starlet Kristin Cavallari have been "friends with benefits" for a few years -- and he does it very colorfully.

On his Twitter page, Mayer writes, "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis." [sic]

But wait, there's more. "I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together," he tweets.

And another. "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."

Finally, "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

We're pretty sure he's trying to say the rumor isn't true.

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John Mayer's Women

John Mayer's sensitive, doe-eyed charm has won him the hearts of a handful A-list starlets. As he continues to maintain his role as one of the biggest celebrity catches, it's worth taking a look at who he's shared time with.

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Tags: john mayer, JohnMayer, kristin cavallari, KristinCavallari

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Thursday 10 September

By Katie

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Now he looks old.

Thursday 10 September

By J

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Geez. What a d-bag.

Thursday 10 September

By hrtofmttr

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Wow. How old is this guy...12?

Thursday 10 September

By kamsmw

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Ew...he reminds me of my brother-in-law...he's the only one that laughs at his moronic "jokes".

Thursday 10 September

By Rob

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why is this news i could care less what this dingle berry tweets. I'm sure i'm not alone.

Thursday 10 September

By k.c.

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that's because he's GAY, just listen to his music.

Thursday 10 September

By craig

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Who really cares who he plays pin the tail on the donkey with. But, I'm sure she did find out how many licks it DOES take to get to the middle of the tootsie pop. Jeez.

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