Helpful Tips on How To Keep Those Kardashians Straight

By Jo Piazza Posted Sep 10th 2009 09:00PM

Here at PopEater we want to help you through these trying times. We can't do much about the economy tanking or the swine flu scourge but we can help you through a much more dire epidemic – Kardashian overload.

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian all became famous for being famous on the 2007 reality show about their family, 'Keeping up with the Kardashians.' In August, Kourtney and Khloe began starring in their own spin-off, 'Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.'

Even we have a hard time keeping the Kardashian sisters straight, but after weeding through their twitters, blogs and the tabloids we are pretty sure we have the skinny on how to tell the ebony-haired threesome apart. Use our tips after the jump to impress friends over drinks.

Kim Kardashian, 28, has been easy to differentiate from her sisters for the past month since she dyed her hair blonde. But on Tuesday she returned to her ebony roots. "I'm dying my hair back dark...bye bye blonde, see u next summer!" Kim wrote on her website this week. Kim used to date New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush. They allegedly split over summer, but look like they could be on the road to a reconciliation. The couple's adorable nickname for the past couple of years has been "Bush and the Tush." Awwwww. When she isn't walking a red carpet, Kim can usually be spotted posing in the teeniest bikinis she can find. If you meet her, probably best not to mention that 2007 sex tape with ex-beau Ray J.

Kourtney Kardashian, 30 and the eldest of the sisters, is pregnant. Very pregnant. The father of her baby is her on-again-off-again boyfriend Scott Disick, who is apparently now on-again. Her family wants her to kick Scott to the curb because they think he is a cheater at heart who will only hurt Kourtney. But Scott has one ally; professional baby daddy Kevin Federline has been giving him advice on being a new pops. Kourtney said K-Fed gave Scott "some cute advice about being a father; he was really sweet, saying how Scott's life will change." So don't worry Kardashians. As long as Scott keeps listening to K-Fed everything should be fine, because K-Fed's track record with his wives and girlfriends is...OK never mind. Kourtney has recently shown a sensitive side on the road to motherhood, talking openly about missing her father, the late attorney Robert Kardashian, who passed away in 2003.

Khloe Kardashian, 25, doesn't get nearly as much attention as her sisters (mainly because she isn't mostly naked or pregnant), even with an appearance on 'Celebrity Apprentice.' But all of that could all change now that she has found herself a high-profile boyfriend. Khloe has been getting hot and heavy with Los Angeles Laker forward Lamar Odom for the past two weeks. The Kardashian clan approves of Odom (as well they should since he just signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Lakers).

So to make it easy, let's recap. If she's half-naked or tweeting bikini photos of herself, it's Kim. If she's ready-to-spawn, it's Kourtney. If she's in the company of a very tall professional athlete, bets are it's Khloe. Not sure about you, but we feel a whole lot better now.

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Thursday 10 September

By Mary

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I like Khloe the best. She has the most vibrant personality of the three sisters, and is hysterically funny to boot. Someone give Khloe her own show.

Friday 11 September

By Nico Toscani

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Here's an easy way to tell them apart:

Kim is the talentless one with the nice body.

Khloe is the talentless one who looks like a man in drag.

Kourtney is the talentless, pregnant one with the fish face.

By Kim

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Yep! You said it..

By Muscleman

Just call them the "THREE SKANKATEERS". I think they cornered the name "BUTT-ugly"??..LOL

By Lorna

Muscleman- "The Three Skankateers" too funny!

By karl hungus

actually they are very easy to differentiate, although all three are vacuous bimbos whose talent seems to be sexual: kourtney is the idiot who carries around cocaine for show and tell; khloe is the ugly one; and kim is the porno film whore. see? easy!

By dave

QUEEN MORONS, AND LOOK AT THE GARBAGE THEY DATE,WHAT A BUNCH-A-PIGS.THANKS FOR NOT SCREWING UP A WHITE GUY.DIRT BAGS

By blondiebabe

All of you who are talikng s*it, quit hating! Jealousy is a m*th*r-f*uc*er!! Evidently you like to sit online and read about them, so why are you talking smack about them? If you dont have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!!!
Oh, and to add to that, now we have the racist ignorant pricks with smomething to say!! Grow up, and get a life!! I feel sorry for you, your mothers should have taught you better than that! Please don't ever have children!!

Friday 18 September

By Dwoody

Your a racist

By duckinnut

Who are these hos and why are they celebrities?

By dennis garron

not surprising bout khloe their all marsh monkey lovers

By bggdaddyo9

the whole family are white trash

By grantdgreat

These three, would not even make a whose, who list in a trailer park.

They are well known, because their father was a friend and lawyer for a black man who killed two white people. Thats hollywood for you.

AOL, constently tries to boost these so called talented girls career by writing about them all the time.

why don't they put in times about the hero's who are dying by the hundreds who fought the second world war.

Shakey powers has died why nothing about him, I guess because he faught for freedom and wasn't a BFF of the hiltons

By Jonathan

Kim's the only one starring in a sex tape...

for now.

By Carol

You people are soooooo mean. Khloe is the best she should have her own show. They are very funny to watch. Give them a break, Its TV...

By GOOGFELLA

THE K'S ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF STREET WALKER AND OLD ONES AT THAT. THEY LOST THE CLASS THAT THEIR FATHER PROVIDE FOR THEM. BRUCE COULDN'T SAVE THEM.THERE JUST HO'S. IT SHAME

By bill

Swine flu. Got that right. Bunch of pigs there - swine floozies

By FRANK

THESE MUSLIM TWITS SHOULD BE DEPORTED!

WHY DO AMERICANS EVEN PAY-ATENTION TO THEM?

SAND FLIES AND GOAT EATERS IF NOT FOR THEIR DEAD FATHERS MONEY.

By peepshow

don't they all have annoying voices??

By april

Their last name should be "Skankdashian"!

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