Helpful Tips on How To Keep Those Kardashians Straight

By Jo Piazza Posted Sep 10th 2009 09:00PM

Here at PopEater we want to help you through these trying times. We can't do much about the economy tanking or the swine flu scourge but we can help you through a much more dire epidemic – Kardashian overload.

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian all became famous for being famous on the 2007 reality show about their family, 'Keeping up with the Kardashians.' In August, Kourtney and Khloe began starring in their own spin-off, 'Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.'

Even we have a hard time keeping the Kardashian sisters straight, but after weeding through their twitters, blogs and the tabloids we are pretty sure we have the skinny on how to tell the ebony-haired threesome apart. Use our tips after the jump to impress friends over drinks.

Kim Kardashian, 28, has been easy to differentiate from her sisters for the past month since she dyed her hair blonde. But on Tuesday she returned to her ebony roots. "I'm dying my hair back dark...bye bye blonde, see u next summer!" Kim wrote on her website this week. Kim used to date New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush. They allegedly split over summer, but look like they could be on the road to a reconciliation. The couple's adorable nickname for the past couple of years has been "Bush and the Tush." Awwwww. When she isn't walking a red carpet, Kim can usually be spotted posing in the teeniest bikinis she can find. If you meet her, probably best not to mention that 2007 sex tape with ex-beau Ray J.

Kourtney Kardashian, 30 and the eldest of the sisters, is pregnant. Very pregnant. The father of her baby is her on-again-off-again boyfriend Scott Disick, who is apparently now on-again. Her family wants her to kick Scott to the curb because they think he is a cheater at heart who will only hurt Kourtney. But Scott has one ally; professional baby daddy Kevin Federline has been giving him advice on being a new pops. Kourtney said K-Fed gave Scott "some cute advice about being a father; he was really sweet, saying how Scott's life will change." So don't worry Kardashians. As long as Scott keeps listening to K-Fed everything should be fine, because K-Fed's track record with his wives and girlfriends is...OK never mind. Kourtney has recently shown a sensitive side on the road to motherhood, talking openly about missing her father, the late attorney Robert Kardashian, who passed away in 2003.

Khloe Kardashian, 25, doesn't get nearly as much attention as her sisters (mainly because she isn't mostly naked or pregnant), even with an appearance on 'Celebrity Apprentice.' But all of that could all change now that she has found herself a high-profile boyfriend. Khloe has been getting hot and heavy with Los Angeles Laker forward Lamar Odom for the past two weeks. The Kardashian clan approves of Odom (as well they should since he just signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Lakers).

So to make it easy, let's recap. If she's half-naked or tweeting bikini photos of herself, it's Kim. If she's ready-to-spawn, it's Kourtney. If she's in the company of a very tall professional athlete, bets are it's Khloe. Not sure about you, but we feel a whole lot better now.

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Friday 11 September

By lynne

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don't they all have annoying voices?

By charlie

Let's see, two are black snake worshipers and the other one is pregnant right?

By blondiebabe

All of you who are talikng s*it, quit hating! Jealousy is a m*th*r-f*uc*er!! Evidently you like to sit online and read about them, so why are you talking smack about them? If you dont have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!!!
Oh, and to add to that, now we have the racist ignorant pricks with smomething to say!! Grow up, and get a life!! I feel sorry for you, your mothers should have taught you better than that! Please don't ever have children!!

By Blondiebabe

Oh, and to add to that, now we have the racist ignorant pricks with smomething to say!! Grow up, and get a life!! I feel sorry for you, your mothers should have taught you better than that! Please don't ever have children!!

By Don

It's very simple, if you don't like them, don't watch them. They won't stay on TV if there's no audience for them and then everyone won't have to decide between watching them or one of the other many lame reality shows... gawd, what a choice.

By ~K~

Haters, Haters...HATERS. Be jealous B*t*hes! If you could be famous like them I'm sure most of would jump on it in a second. They must have got your attention cause you took the time to look, read and write about them so I guess there doing something right!! Kim is gorgeous, Kourtney adorable and hilarious and Khloe is great. Don't hate cause they got money and fame and ur azz's DONT! Love them!! Keep Hatin your just making them more famous!! JEALOUSY IS A B*t*h! haha

Friday 18 September

By carlsidy

Would you all be making nasty comments about who these women choose to date if they were not dating Black men?

Thursday 08 October

By mike

the coons can have those talentless skanks!

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