Malin Akerman Wants to 'Mess Up' the Obama Marriage

By PopEater Staff Posted Sep 10th 2009 09:00AM

The First Lady better watch out ... she has some fierce competition. Stunning actress Malin Akerman is out to "mess up" Barack Obama's marriage (and her own) with a White House fling. Of course she's joking, but the Swedish-Canadian 'Watchmen' star sure likes her some Beltway beefcake.

"I get sweaty palms when I think about him," she tells Esquire magazine. "He's so supremely intelligent, and he's a man. I just want to go in there and become a home wrecker. No, I really don't."

Upon being told of pictures showing Obama shirtless and on a beach, Akerman concedes she "might have to have a little bathroom break" and (oh, man) "change my panties."

"Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too ..." she says, referring to her real-life husband Roberto Zincone, a drummer from Italy.

She's also a fan of the presidential mitts, saying "I'm sorry, but I'm a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice."

Akerman has other quirks as well ...

She's Into Bad Teeth: "I like quirky teeth. My husband has little teeth with spaces in between them. He hates them and I love them. I like people with buckteeth, and I like it when they crinkle a bit. It's very charming."

She Like It When Old Folks Fall Down: "I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. And you know that they're fine, or else they wouldn't post it [on YouTube]."

She's Not a Fan of Kissing Girls: "I like to feel a little stubble when I kiss. Women are too soft."

Discover More Quirks About Akerman @ Esquire

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Actress Malin Akerman walks the red carpet during the 'Get Schooled' conference in Los Angeles on Sept. 8. More Photos of Malin >>

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Actress Malin Akerman arrives at the "Get Schooled" Los Angeles Conference and Premiere at Paramount Studios on September 8, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. "Get Schooled" - Los Angeles Conference And Premiere - Arrivals Paramount Studios Los Angeles, CA United States September 8, 2009 Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage.com To license this image (16941998), contact WireImage.com

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Actress Malin Akerman arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere and Conference "Get Schooled" at Paramount Studios on September 8, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. "Get Schooled" - Los Angeles Conference And Premiere - Arrivals Paramount Studios Los Angeles, CA United States September 8, 2009 Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic.com To license this image (16941486), contact FilmMagic.com

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Comments

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Thursday 10 September

By Jacquie

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Does she really think that President Obama would be interested in her? The JFK history is over, get a life.

By brian

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Who is this bimbo and why would any one care what she thinks...better to be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt

By Ap

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Not her fault if some of are so inferior to the well endowed black men. In any event, she is NO match for Mitchelle Obama. Michelle looks like a lady, lives, acts and talks like one. This model talks like her inside is full of as much garbage as her hair of bleach, boobs of chicken cutlets, lips of rats testicles and her body of knife wounds by a plastic surgeon. Besides, with Obama's taste, he would not look twice. Notice that he is not with a stick, naked barbie of a mannequin? maybe she ought to go after Donald Trump.

Friday 11 September

By cherilyn

well said.

Sunday 25 October

By pledgie

If you're referring to Malin Ackerman as being a bleached blonde with plastic surgery - she's really a natural blonde and no plastic surgery - we should all be so lucky to look that good naturally! I've spent time with her and her husband, so I know from whence I speak.

By Jae Rich

Interesting, you want classy comments but you present a very trashy article...go figure.

By samcw2000

Ah, Morgan Freeman is married to (though divorcing) a black woman. The woman he is supposedly now involved with (and suspected to be the cause of his divorce) is also a black woman. Get your facts straight.

By angeandre4

Sounds like you're a little miffed at yet another white female falling for another intelligent black man.
Of course between Michelle and her Mom, this -itch has no chance even in her dreams of ever getting this President.

By coolbreeze

i kknow what you mean ken. be careful, he'll sneak into your bedroom while you're sleeping and steal your teddy bear.

Saturday 12 September

By gary

Coolbreeze I wouldn't worry about him stealing the teddy bear, only thing i would worry about is his putting a sin tax on it.

charlie, your last name isn't manson is it? maybe you're just a fan of his.

pot54, pot54, you're a fine example why POT will never be legalized. you neeed to lay off the stuff.

By Linda

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Does this woman have a brain in that numb skull of her's?

By Reena

Kenneth - when will you graduate from The RedNeck School of Morons???

By Lori

He's not black HE"S BI RACIAL !!!!!!!

By HorseCock

She's not attractive, so the AOL cubicle dwelling faggots can clam it....

By marshall

This is the only reason I would want to be president. All the Hot Babes.

By Taylor

THAT IS FUNNY! AND OH SO TRUE!

By the truth

To Lori- Tell the Klan he's not Black. They'll set you straight.

By cp8967

Cannot decide which are more idiotic--the trashy comments of this really stupid woman or the posted comments. I LOVE the admonition to keep your comments classy. Yeah, right!!

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