Malin Akerman Wants to 'Mess Up' the Obama Marriage

By PopEater Staff Posted Sep 10th 2009 09:00AM

The First Lady better watch out ... she has some fierce competition. Stunning actress Malin Akerman is out to "mess up" Barack Obama's marriage (and her own) with a White House fling. Of course she's joking, but the Swedish-Canadian 'Watchmen' star sure likes her some Beltway beefcake.

"I get sweaty palms when I think about him," she tells Esquire magazine. "He's so supremely intelligent, and he's a man. I just want to go in there and become a home wrecker. No, I really don't."

Upon being told of pictures showing Obama shirtless and on a beach, Akerman concedes she "might have to have a little bathroom break" and (oh, man) "change my panties."

"Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too ..." she says, referring to her real-life husband Roberto Zincone, a drummer from Italy.

She's also a fan of the presidential mitts, saying "I'm sorry, but I'm a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice."

Akerman has other quirks as well ...

She's Into Bad Teeth: "I like quirky teeth. My husband has little teeth with spaces in between them. He hates them and I love them. I like people with buckteeth, and I like it when they crinkle a bit. It's very charming."

She Like It When Old Folks Fall Down: "I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. And you know that they're fine, or else they wouldn't post it [on YouTube]."

She's Not a Fan of Kissing Girls: "I like to feel a little stubble when I kiss. Women are too soft."

Discover More Quirks About Akerman @ Esquire

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Actress Malin Akerman walks the red carpet during the 'Get Schooled' conference in Los Angeles on Sept. 8. More Photos of Malin >>

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Actress Malin Akerman arrives at the "Get Schooled" Los Angeles Conference and Premiere at Paramount Studios on September 8, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. "Get Schooled" - Los Angeles Conference And Premiere - Arrivals Paramount Studios Los Angeles, CA United States September 8, 2009 Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage.com To license this image (16941998), contact WireImage.com

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Actress Malin Akerman arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere and Conference "Get Schooled" at Paramount Studios on September 8, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. "Get Schooled" - Los Angeles Conference And Premiere - Arrivals Paramount Studios Los Angeles, CA United States September 8, 2009 Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic.com To license this image (16941486), contact FilmMagic.com

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Comments

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Saturday 12 September

By Mary

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I've never heard of this bimbo either. Where do these people come from? Stupid statement from a really unknown wannabe.

Sunday 13 September

By Patricia Guthrie

I'm not sure why this is even on the internet. It's so not newsworthy. It is her fifteen minutes
of fame.

Frankly, talking about breaking up anyone's marriage is disgusting.

Patricia Guthrie, author
In the Arms of the Enemy
Waterlilies Over My Grave

Monday 14 September

By Meow

It amazes me that for the FIRST TIME America has gotten itself a president who has a very strong and committed marriage. Strong family values. One who genuinley care about this nation and its children and yet they are so disrespectful.

I can only conclude that these people have gotten so used to the trashy,low class liars and cheats in office who fake moral values so they cannot appreciate decency even if it smacks them in the face!

Many of you are being so disrespectful becaus eit is you lot who slam doors in the face of your parents, swear and be disrespectful to teachers, got kicked out of school or about to be kicked out and have no foundational values within yourselves. Bloody shame on the lot of you! You do not deserve this president! America has become the laughing stock of the world. Americans can hardly go anywhere in this world today without being a target that has to watch its back and you finally got soemone who has already brought soem respect back and look at you all tearing yourselves and the president, your country that you claim to love apart. It is sickening!

Tuesday 29 September

By zach

Malin is actually a very sweet woman, and has a good head on her shoulders. She likes to joke around a bit! Does that really make her a bimbo?

Saturday 24 October

By fre747

Yea...the white guy small you-know-what thing is tired. Even to me as a black woman.
Black men have a lot of problems that can't be made up for by physical "endowments" or being good at sports, or any other oversimplification of racial talents.
I'd rather they were good at math or business or were known for working multiple jobs TO SUPPORT THEIR KIDS! Even Obama had to point out the irresponsible black fatherhood issue last Father's Day.
Obama is not a stereotypical "black" man.
This actress IS acting like a stereotypical (blond) white woman (no moral limitations, says and does what she wants knowing she won't be held accountable or punished).
I feel badly for her husband. His ultra blond wife will be getting a lot MORE propositions from random black men after this. Neither one of them will like it- but she put herself out there like that.

Sunday 25 October

By TTT

This female is one sick puppy!!! Oh my God!!! What white trash!!

By pat

To LISA: Oh, don't get your panties in a knot. There are zillions of reasons why Obama is called a LIAR, mostly because he proves it every day!! Why ask something stupid, like "is it because he's black?" That is Soooooooooooo old, and a good thing for Racists like you to fall back on, when you just blindly adore him, no matter how all of his dumb programs for the lazy are causing us taxpayers even more $$. He is SO arrogant in his actions, that I almost hurl any more when I see his picture plastered all over every conceivable place. He cannot stand criticism, and sics his dogs on people who do that. It is wrong to say that he's picked on more than any other president!! Please!!......it's just because you are so taken with him, and probably hated Geo. Bush, so probably didn't notice or CARE when they hung him in effigy, called him Hitler, and just ridiculed his every word and manner.

That the blonde bimbo sounds stupid is a whole other story.

JEANI: I liked every word of your comments and agreed with all of it!

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