Admit it: You think True Blood is as addictive as a drop of "V." You've stayed at home most every Sunday and you're upset about the Alexander Skarsgard/Evan Rachel Wood rumors (though you have never said or written the word "ASkars"). But there's still one little problem: certain actors make you cringe. Not sassy Nelsan Ellis (Lafayette), of course. And certainly not William "and my other brother Darryl" Sanderson (Sheriff Dearborn), though he had more to do on 'Deadwood.' New Orleans native Sam Trammell (Sam Merlotte) speaks in his own accent well enough, even if he might be one of those actors who won't answer if his character does not have the same name as him.

No, the problem starts with Bill and ends with Sookie. Hear Audio Proof After the Jump.