Ahoy, me harties! It be that time of year again: International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So, slap on a do-rag, guzzle some rum (if you be of age, natch) and watch clips of the finest scallywags ever to grace the silver screen. True, there are so many more great pirates out there, but who has the time when there's so much plunderin' to do? We kick things off with an all-time favorite jam ...

Captain Red

He's drunk, stranded on a makeshift raft and is itching to hear a "little French ditty." He's Captain Red, and it's a good thing Frog is there.