The best drama we've seen over the past weeks has nothing to do with the new Fall TV lineup. Oh no, we found it on Courtney Love's Twitter. And we have to say, her tweets are everything you would ever want from the rocker widow of Kurt Cobain. Love has strong opinions on everything from Madonna's mothering style to Victorian literature. She battles the IRS and counsels folks on their credit scores. She loves the Mercer hotel and David Geffen but hates Peaches Geldof. Here's what we learned from this past week's tweets. After the jump, we translate Courtney-tweet for our readers who don't speak crazy.
Courtney Love poses with her pet turtle. http://twitpic.com/photos/courtneylover79
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Courtney Love poses with her pet turtle. http://twitpic.com/photos/courtneylover79
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Courtney Love poses with her pet turtle. http://twitpic.com/photos/courtneylover79
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1. Courtneylover79: no @peaches_g did not offer MY CHILD drugs she offered someone whose my second child ...its confusing and personal. no she wouldnt be prone.
Translation: Peaches Geldof is NOT dealing drugs to Love's daughter Frances Bean.
2. Courtneylover79: we cant let our people starve and get so fat they are commiting carbicide, and have no health, it amde me really sad or teh economy,andmore
Translation: America is overweight.
3. Courtneylover79: fake tits she wrote that she didnt trust anyone with fake tits, i dont have them i broke them now they are just mine again, wich i like
Translation: Breast implants are bad for you.
4. Courtneylover79: what do you think of the hoing out of little Lourdes? Bean woudl KILL me if i brainwashed her to do something that icky.
Translation: Madonna pimps out her daughter.
5. Courtneylover79: it would take forgery, and then it would simply take since the IRS criminal division cannot understand why a "richwhitebitch"is calling em
Translation: Courtney is at odds with the American government.
6. Courtneylover79: @mrsinncake well since im not on drugs and dont take them i dont know what your talking about, had lovely evening avoided the YYYS 4 adults
Translation: She doesn't do drugs.
7. Courtneylover79: @cristinacramer hows my client doing 8k and a college loan? did you write to all three credit unions via post
Translation: She counsels other women on personal finance.
Agreed. This waste of so-called "talent" wouldn't even be known had it not been for Kurt Cobain...yet everytime something comes out that tends to make his name just a bit more famous (i.e. his likeness in Guitar Hero) this crack-head b*tch has a fit about it. Courtney Love is trash...nothing more, and a lot less.
And i first heard of Hole a lil bit after listening to Nirvana so I'm pretty sure i can say that Kurt didn't influence my decision on how talented Courtney was/is.
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I feel that Courtney has been going through a lot with this IRS thing. I follow her on twitter and she has a lot of things going on in her head. Amazing how messed up her situation really is. I am sure eventually she will get to the bottom of it all, but until then all one can do is support her. She is really a caring and talented individual that has a heart as big as gold! And I am very honored that she lets me read her tweets. She really is amazing!
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Agreed. This waste of so-called "talent" wouldn't even be known had it not been for Kurt Cobain...yet everytime something comes out that tends to make his name just a bit more famous (i.e. his likeness in Guitar Hero) this crack-head b*tch has a fit about it. Courtney Love is trash...nothing more, and a lot less.
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Nah, I liked Hole, and she had a good voice. I think she just needs to lay off the drugs and get over herself...
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And i first heard of Hole a lil bit after listening to Nirvana so I'm pretty sure i can say that Kurt didn't influence my decision on how talented Courtney was/is.
johnrik- I think the term "______Wea lth yc up i d[DOT] c o m_____" refers to the matchmakers, not those who are being matched. So if you indulge the services of said dating site, watch your wallet!
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i love courtney! you people act like she's not entitled to her own opinion, yet you are entitled to everything ....
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I for one am not a fan of hers
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I feel that Courtney has been going through a lot with this IRS thing. I follow her on twitter and she has a lot of things going on in her head. Amazing how messed up her situation really is. I am sure eventually she will get to the bottom of it all, but until then all one can do is support her. She is really a caring and talented individual that has a heart as big as gold! And I am very honored that she lets me read her tweets. She really is amazing!
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