Quips & Quotes: October 9, 2009

By Caitlin McCormack Posted Oct 10th 2009 03:00AM

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they wanted to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

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Quips & Quotes: October 9, 2009

When you've left your children and their mother without the funds to pay for the roof over their head, it's not acceptable. I need that money to provide for them. We were in the position after our sextuplets were born that we could not pay our bills. We did the show to provide a better life for them. Never did I think I'd be back in the same position. I have a stack of bills in my purse I can't put in the mail.
-Kate Gosselin claims Jon drained their bank account.

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Quips & Quotes: October 9, 2009

I had to tell them all of the creepy things that I had done ... The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show.
-David Letterman addresses his cheating ways on Late Show after an alleged extortion plot against him.

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Well, I knew his intentions, and I knew he was standing up for art; and he told me before, when they said the nominees, he's like, 'You have this award. And when they didn't call my name he was, like, completely shocked. And when he walked on the stage, I was like, 'No, no, no!' and then he spoke, and I was like, 'Oh, no, no, no!' But in the end, it ended up being a great night, and Taylor Swift did get her moment - and I didn't have to make an acceptance speech.
-Beyonce's thoughts on Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the MMVAs.

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I still love her, but she's retarded, too.
-Guy Ritchie on ex-wife Madonna.

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This whole notion of being named Sexiest Woman Alive is going to earn me quite a beating. You can't have that title with four brothers. I'll get wedgies. Headlocks. Noogies.
-Kate Beckinsale on being names Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive.

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My mother's had a very tragic life. Three of her five children are dead, and her husband is dead. That she is attempting to change gay people into straight people is, in my opinion, a way to keep the pain of the truth out. People wonder why I am so forthcoming with the truths that have happened in my life, and it's because the lies that I have been surrounded with and the denial that I was raised in, for better or worse, bore a child of truth and love. My mother preaches to this day the opposite of that core of my life. It is no mistake that she still stands up against love. And one wonders why I'm not rushing to have her meet my children.
-Anne Heche on why she won't let her children visit their grandmother.

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It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood - not eat and become anorexic - but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself.
-Khloe Kardashian on her struggle with weight.

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I'm a real woman. I still have my jiggly arms and jiggly thighs that could start a fire.
-View co-host Sherri Shepherd talks about her curves.

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Project Zambi is about kids and for kids, and it's so important that we all learn to take care of each other. Even from the other side of the world, kids in Africa will know they have friends who care about them.
-Willow Smith on her and brother Jaden's latest charitable endeavour.

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Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
-Top Chef and expectant mother, Padma Lakshimi on preventing pregnancy stretchmarks.

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