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Fashion Police: Week of October 12
Dita Von Teese
Dita emerged from her coffin to attend some fashion shows at Paris Fashion Week. Apparently she bathed in powder. We used to love Dita's gothic/burlesque style, but now it's getting a little old. A few more years and she's going to be Elvira.
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Fashion Police: Week of October 12

    Dita Von Teese
    Dita emerged from her coffin to attend some fashion shows at Paris Fashion Week. Apparently she bathed in powder. We used to love Dita's gothic/burlesque style, but now it's getting a little old. A few more years and she's going to be Elvira.

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    Amber Rose
    You know, just because someone dresses differently doesn't mean they're fashionable. All the fuss around Kanye's girlfriend is so over-the-top it's maddening. Her fashion sense is TERRIBLE. Period. It should be obvious based on this hideous unitard alone.

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    Nia Long
    Nia is certainly coming up short. The white/cream colour looks great with her skin tone, but we're not fans of the low low low neck and high high high cut. It tends to make short women look shorter, and the squared shoulders just add to the box silhouette.

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    Nicole Kidman
    No, this is not a wax figure, she's the real thing! The black strait jacket outfit makes her look even more robotic. We're afraid she's Botoxed her forehead so much that she couldn't raise those brows even if she wanted to. It's a real shame, because she used to be quite a natural beauty.

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    Coco, Ice-T
    Erm...you could rest a dinner plate on those. At least Ice-T seems proud.

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    Iman
    Quick, try to guess how old she is. Believe it or not people, she's 54. Besides having an impeccable fashion sense (the colour and cut of this gown are spectacular), she rocks an outfit that someone 30 years her junior would wear, and somehow she does it with class.

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    Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis
    We just thought this looked cute, a couple of pals heading out to the ballet. It looks cold, yet they both look like they're holding their own despite the bare legs. Both are simple and elegant, a nice change from the gross extravagance of other starlets their age.

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    Vince Vaughn
    Someone fell off the diet/exercise wagon. Hard. His double-chin is permanent now. Great suit, though, and he's still damn funny.

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    Rihanna
    We're usually big fans of Rihanna's I-don't-care-what-you-think style, and we're not able to see her outift (she's sitting down), but we've gotta say it. The hair is horrendous. We're thankful she got rid of that rooster 'do, but the blonde streaks remind us of the early 90s, which isn't really a good thing. Also: ease up on the clown makeup, girl!

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    Katy Perry
    Can this woman dress? At all? Her stylist should be fired. This looks like a space-costume reject from a movie set. What in the hell is going on with the puffy shoulders and the ONE glove? Ugh!

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