"None of the cast I came up with saw this future for me," reveals Morgan in 'I Am the New Black,' out next Tuesday. "All I have to say about that is, where's Chris Kattan now? Where's Cheri Oteri now? That b---- can't even get arrested."
But it wasn't just work at 'SNL.' Morgan goes into erotic detail describing an unofficial road trip to an illegal strip club called the Loft.
"I invited everyone to go down there one week," explains Morgan. "And Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch and a few others came along. I didn't tell any of them what they were in for, so it was all cool when we got there. ... Then these two girls came out onstage and started [engaging in sex acts], and that just shut it down. All the grips and crew guys from 'SNL' were standing around and loving it, but my castmates took one look at that, turned right around and rushed out of there."
Morgan felt misunderstood by the 'SNL' cast. "I had my finger on the pulse of urban comedy, but when I brought my act to 'SNL,' those mother--------- just felt bad for me," confides Morgan. But he does have praise for his '30 Rock' co-star, Tina Fey. "Tina wasn't scared to come into my world and find the funny up in there. She's that kind of cool," he writes.
Morgan also delves into the deeply personal. Coping with diabetes, being estranged from his mother and losing his father to AIDS.
Tracy Morgan, 40, was discovered performing stand-up comedy at Harlem's Apollo Theater and was a member of 'SNL' from 1996 to 2003. He was nominated for an Emmy Award for his work on '30 Rock' in 2009.
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Nothing. I don't even know the guy. But I do know that I see a lot of comments on here from people who clearly are resentful of others that went for their dreams and have had success. Jealousy is a b*tch, ain't it?
I think Tracy was as funny on SNL as anyone else - they all had their moments, but mostly the show sucks now anyway and has done for years. It is particularly unclassy to knock the show that gave you a big career boost though, and it never works for your career long term, so Tracy had better watch out - no one wants to work with people who are difficult.
it really is not a funny show (snl) its a bunch of no talents getting exposure. good political comedy, but how much of that can we take. a very lame platform for politicians. tracy who??
Tracy is funny when he's doing the 30 Rock material written FOR him. Otherwise his stand-up is just another black guy working the tired ghetto and filth bit. Wow...talking about t*ts and f-ing ... wow, a black talking about "growing up poor"...quick, write that down before we forget it while waiting for the NEXT black guy doing the same bit 10 minutes later. Nothing original...no wit....nothing fresh.
Don't you have to be able to read to write a book? Or are there only pictures? Without Tina Fey this guy would be tossing salad at a mens club...Sing sing. There is a difference between people laughing at you instead of with you, but don't tell him. If the moron wakes up he might pull an O.J. on poor Tina Fey.
This guy is probably the unfunniest person who ever lived. I can't even understand him. Oh...and for the guy who said white guys dont think he is funny.......well....I'm black, and I think he is a no talent idiot...and I think Kramer is hilarious. Why must everything be about race??
I find Morgan to be quite funny, It's not the kind of humor that everyone gets. But most with a non-miopic sense of humor do. Btw, I understand Mr. Morgan perfectly! The people who don't just don't want too.
Umm, someone REALLY has to tell Tracy Morgan the TRUTH, and bring him back to REALITY. a) The man ISN'T funny (at ALL!). He can barely speak ENGLISH for Christ sake!..(I can't understand a WORD he says). b) He's a freakin CHARITY case... the idiots at 30 Rock hired him as a token.. I mean, let's get REAL here! The guy is TALENTLESS!!
Keep up the good work Tracy . He must be doing something right he on three shows right now . You people are down on life now because your money is low , or you're in a job that you can't get out of . So you're so negative . Learn to trust in God not money .
" I'm the new Black" God I bet the Black community is Soooo proud that your the face of the "NEW" black man in America LOL I guess you spitting that title with OBAMA, who at least is intelligible. He must be the face of the Colin Powell/literate side of the community, and YOUR the side of the Ghetto Rat/crackhead/40 oz/ who's my Daddy/ pimp riding/ Negro Felon League/ dog fighting/ rap crap one! Now THAT'S funny and I don't even have cast mates to trash LOL
you guys don't remember brian fellows' safari planet on snl? that was hilarious. i'm like pee-wee herman white and i think tracy morgan's funny--at least his character on 30 rock is. yeah maybe he doesn't annunciate perfectly, but not everyone can talk like obama. and if you can't even watch 30 rock because of him--or tend to drift off during his segments, why did you bother reading and article about him? i think you all secretly love him, and that scares you. but that's ok, i was like that with bruce willis until i watched the die hard movies. there's help out there, you're not alone.
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I see a lot of posts on here from jealous nobody's. Morgan is a lot funnier than any of you will ever be.
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Hey Tinseltown: how much is Morgan paying you for that comment?
Nothing. I don't even know the guy. But I do know that I see a lot of comments on here from people who clearly are resentful of others that went for their dreams and have had success. Jealousy is a b*tch, ain't it?
I think Tracy was as funny on SNL as anyone else - they all had their moments, but mostly the show sucks now anyway and has done for years. It is particularly unclassy to knock the show that gave you a big career boost though, and it never works for your career long term, so Tracy had better watch out - no one wants to work with people who are difficult.
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You obviously don't watch 30 Rock, Connie. Shame on you, it's funny - Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan - won loads of Emmy's, ring a bell yet?
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it really is not a funny show (snl) its a bunch of no talents getting exposure. good political comedy, but how much of that can we take. a very lame platform for politicians. tracy who??
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He kind of reminds me of Mike Tyson.Only Tyson's funnier.
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Tracy is funny when he's doing the 30 Rock material written FOR him. Otherwise his stand-up is just another black guy working the tired ghetto and filth bit. Wow...talking about t*ts and f-ing ... wow, a black talking about "growing up poor"...quick, write that down before we forget it while waiting for the NEXT black guy doing the same bit 10 minutes later. Nothing original...no wit....nothing fresh.
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Don't you have to be able to read to write a book? Or are there only pictures? Without Tina Fey this guy would be tossing salad at a mens club...Sing sing. There is a difference between people laughing at you instead of with you, but don't tell him. If the moron wakes up he might pull an O.J. on poor Tina Fey.
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This guy is probably the unfunniest person who ever lived. I can't even understand him. Oh...and for the guy who said white guys dont think he is funny.......well....I'm black, and I think he is a no talent idiot...and I think Kramer is hilarious. Why must everything be about race??
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I find Morgan to be quite funny, It's not the kind of humor that everyone gets. But most with a non-miopic sense of humor do. Btw, I understand Mr. Morgan perfectly! The people who don't just don't want too.
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he was terrible on snl and even worse on 30 rock. hes biggest reason i dont watch it.
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Umm, someone REALLY has to tell Tracy Morgan the TRUTH, and bring him back to REALITY. a) The man ISN'T funny (at ALL!). He can barely speak ENGLISH for Christ sake!..(I can't understand a WORD he says). b) He's a freakin CHARITY case... the idiots at 30 Rock hired him as a token.. I mean, let's get REAL here! The guy is TALENTLESS!!
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Keep up the good work Tracy . He must be doing something right he on three shows right now . You people are down on life now because your money is low , or you're in a job that you can't get out of . So you're so negative . Learn to trust in God not money .
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Saturday night live stopped being funny when Will Farrell left, and it was stretching by that point...
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Tracy Morgan appeared on Martin Lawrence' TV show as "hustleman" long B4 he was on SNL (FYI).
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" I'm the new Black" God I bet the Black community is Soooo proud that your the face of the "NEW" black man in America LOL I guess you spitting that title with OBAMA, who at least is intelligible. He must be the face of the Colin Powell/literate side of the community, and YOUR the side of the Ghetto Rat/crackhead/40 oz/ who's my Daddy/ pimp riding/ Negro Felon League/ dog fighting/ rap crap one! Now THAT'S funny and I don't even have cast mates to trash LOL
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no, that wasn't funny. that was offensive.
you guys don't remember brian fellows' safari planet on snl? that was hilarious. i'm like pee-wee herman white and i think tracy morgan's funny--at least his character on 30 rock is. yeah maybe he doesn't annunciate perfectly, but not everyone can talk like obama. and if you can't even watch 30 rock because of him--or tend to drift off during his segments, why did you bother reading and article about him? i think you all secretly love him, and that scares you. but that's ok, i was like that with bruce willis until i watched the die hard movies. there's help out there, you're not alone.
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Tracy is just an uppity "N" with no talent.
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