Today's Best Celebrity Twitters for 10/22

By PopEater Staff Posted Oct 22nd 2009 01:00PM

We know you can't keep track of all the twitter celebrities, so we're cutting through the social media jungle to give you the best, worst and most absurd celebrity tweets of the day. See what celebrities on Twitter like Jessica Simpson, Kelly Osbourne and Heidi Montag are doing in 140 characters or less.

1. Kelly Osbourne

We really hope Sharon Osbourne is okay, but Kelly Osbourne is convinced her mom has swine flu. Get lots of rest and feel better, Sharon.

2. Heidi Montag

We had to post this. It seems Holly Madison is a HUGE fan of Heidi Montag's music. Nothing like jamming with the top down to Montag's 'Body Language.' Yeah, the former playmate has no shame, but we love it.

3. Amanda Bynes

Sounds like the 23-year-old actress is ready to settle down and get married. Lately, she's been writing a lot about love ... Wonder who Mr. Right will be?

4. Candace (Cameron) Bure

You may remember Candace Cameron-Bure as the oldest 'Full House' sibling, D.J. Tanner. Well, it appears she'll be on VH1 soon doing a celebrity weight loss shoot. We have to admit, we're really intrigued because we have been noticing her shrinking figure over the last few months. (She looks great!)

5. Jessica Simpson

Watch out, India -- Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves are coming. The two will be filming Simpson's new show 'The Price of Beauty.' Have fun you crazy kids!