Mysteries of 'Har Mar Superstar,' 'I Can Transform Ya' Solved

By Sam Brand Posted Oct 27th 2009 12:10PM

Wondering why 'Har Mar Superstar,' 'Hot Mormon Muffins,' and 'Club Bounce' are surging in Google Trends? We can shed some light on the mystery. Google Trends provides the hottest keywords of the hour. Though the results change frequently, at any given time the list offers a snapshot of what's hot in the world of entertainment news. Here's what's steamin' today...

Har Mar Superstar – Say hello to your new favorite band. Har Mar Superstar is Ron Jeremy wearing a mumu and playing electrofunk. Not the real Ron Jeremy but a guy that looks exactly like him. Or maybe more like Jon Lovitz. Whatever. The band peformed new single "Tall Boy" on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' last night. Afterwards, house band drummer ?uestlove tweeted, "Hahahaha told my band they weren't ready for Har Mar Superstar." Nobody was.

>Lenny Sullivan – Kansas City hates Bruce Springsteen right now. The rock legend cancelled Monday night's Sprint Center show after discovering that his cousin and assistant road manager Lenny Sullivan had passed away. Springsteen made the announcement on his website just hours before he was to go on stage. Sullivan, 36, was found dead in his hotel room. According to the Kansas City Star, police do not suspect foul play.

I Can Transform Ya Video – Chris Brown is back, ya'll. Less than a week after Rihanna unveiled the spicy cover art to new single "Russian Roulette," her lover (ex-lover?) in crime has debuted the video for "I Can Show Ya," the first single from 'Graffiti,' which is due in December. You've haven't seen this video yet, but you've seen a thousand just like it. Though we guess that transform effect is kinda tight.

Hot Mormon Muffins Calendar – Genius? Create a calendar featuring Mormon moms in classic pinup poses and toss in a few muffin recipes. Genius! Googlers clearly agree. "Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood" is the companion calendar to the "Men on a Mission" series which features missionaries in their typical white garb. The founder of the calendar series lost his church membership last year over the controversial calendar. Wonder if Jesus used a day planner...

Club Bounce – Lisa Marie Garbo opened Club Bounce in Long Beach, California five years ago because she was tired of being "the only fat girl at the local nightclub." So, yes, Club Bounce is a place where plus-sized California party animals get down. (Garbo prefers terms like "plus-sized" or "larger-framed" to "fat" or "large.") We're not too sure what's up with the door policy for those who are not quite so plus-sized, or where they draw the line. But we bet it's a tub of fun in there, so it's probably worth finding out if you make the cut.

Kate Wig – Really? You wanna be Kate Gosselin for Halloween? We could think of a few hundred better Kates to dress up as this year. How about Kate Moss, or Kate Winslet, or Katharine Hepburn, or Kate Bosworth. Thing is, those stars don't have their own prepackaged wigs. Kate Gosselin does. It's called the "Eight Is Too Much Wig" (no mention of Kate so TLC doesn't have to share the proceeds) and its being sold throughout the web for about $15. C'mon. You can do better.