Mysteries of 'This Is It,' 'Shelley Tyre,' and 'Richie Notar' Solved

Richie Notar – The worst place in the world to freak out is on an airplane. Actually, it's on a submarine, but let's just pretend for a minute that it's on an airplane. Well, Nobu owner and former Studio 54 boss Richie Notar took "a pill" and drank a glass of wine while flying LAX-JFK on Monday night. He proceeded to freak out, "flailing" his arms, shouting, and making "inappropriate hand gestures" at the woman seated next to him, per the New York Post's report. Flight attendants restrained the restauranteur mid-flight, tying his wrists to his armwrests with flex cuffs. Notar was escorted off the plane by the NYPD, but all complaints against him were dropped. "I guess I have to be more careful, or there go my upgrades," he told the Post.

Susan Finkelstein Facebook – We told you about Susan Finkelstein last night. She's the "gorgeous tall buxom blonde" die-hard Phillies fan who was willing to get "creative" to score stubs to the World Series. So she said in a Craigslist post titled 'DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX.' But Philly cops were scouring the net for just this type of behavior and Finkelstein got rolled up on by the po-po. That didn't stop her from updating her Facebook status: "Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of the police."

Susannah Feldman – Word is MC Hammer and a Rabbi officiated Susanna and Corey Feldman's wedding back in 2002. Not sure how you could create a more holy matrimony than that, but even this marriage didn't last. Susannah, who met Corey at a nightclub on the set of 'The Surreal Life,' filed divorce papers citing irreconcilable differences. She wants custody of their 5-year-old son Zen, though she's not trying to keep daddy Feldman away. He will get visitation rights, though hopefully he won't show up in this getup.

This Is It Review – Michael Jackson's theatrical swan song premiered in 17 cities across the world last night. But was it any good? Jacko's close pal Liz Taylor tweets an emphatic yes. "You owe it to yourselves and your loved ones to see this again and again. Memorize it and say to yourselves, 'I saw genius in my lifetime." Rotten Tomatoes isn't quite so emphatic. The review aggregating site lists the film at a "Fresh" 74%.

Shelley Tyre – In 1999, Shelley Tyre died while scuba diving in the British Virgin Islands with her husband David Swain. The drowning was ruled an accident and officials sent Tyre's body home with her husband. 3 years later Tyre's family filed a civil suit against Swain, claiming he killed her in a "near perfect crime." He couldn't adequately describe what happened to their beloved daughter, they argued. He was found guilty, the family was awarded $5 million, and the British Virgin Islands reopened a criminal investigation into Tyre's death and charged Swain with murder. Today, 10 years after the crime, Swain was found guilty. He's going to be locked up in a dirty Caribbean prison cell for a very long time.

Adam Lambert Album Cover – Yeah, you gotta see Lambert's 'For Your Entertainment' to believe it. Is it glam? Is it gay? Is it sexy? Is it sexless? Oh man what is it!? Well, one thing that's for sure is the 'American Idol' runner-up's debut will jump out at you while youre out browsing the music aisle at Walmart. It's already jumped out at us online. Way to go 'American Idol' marketing geniuses. You've enraptured us once again.

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