Today's Best Celebrity Twitters for 10/29

By PopEater Staff Posted Oct 29th 2009 11:23AM

We know you can't keep track of all the twitter celebrities, so we're cutting through the social media jungle to give you the best, worst and most absurd celebrity tweets of the day. See what celebrities on Twitter like Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner and Levi Johnston are doing in 140 characters or less.

1. Britney Spears

Britney has been teasing her new '3' video since Wednesday and finally released a small anti-climatic clip. Of course, that hasn't kept us from watching it over and over and....

2. Kim Kardashian

Kim spent the morning fighting new claims that she's on a "Cookie Diet." In a later tweet, she said, "I workout hard, eat well & take all natural Quick Trim, not eat cookies as a diet! Cookies are an indulgence not a diet!"

3. Hugh Hefner

While the girls are away, Hef will play? Actually, it sounds like he's going to be pretty busy while the new 'Girls Next Door' film a segment on 'The Wendy Williams Show.' He tweeted later, "I'm doing a taped TV interview this afternoon for the 20th Anniversary of the Simpson show." (We still can't get over the Marge Simpson Playboy photos.)

4. Levi Johnston

Despite claims that Levi Johnston (the father of Sarah Palin's grandson) is posing full frontal for Playgirl, he says it hasn't been confirmed yet. Honestly, is the world really ready for the full monty? We'll have to wait and see.

5. Star Jones

Star Jones admits she was ready to tear Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman apart during 'The Insider' panel this week but had a total change of heart upon meeting her. We cannot wait to see what else goes down. (The interview airs Oct 29-30.)