Fashion Police: Week of November 2

By Chris Jancelewicz Posted Nov 1st 2009 11:55PM

From Angelina Jolie's maternal instinct to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater Canada brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood.

Tune in every week for the latest fashion faux pas and hurrahs.

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Fashion Police: Week of November 2

Paris Hilton
This is bizarre, even for Paris. Why the pins? Why the unnecessary gap between the top and the skirt? We thought designers were paid to finish their work. Maybe it's supposed to signify something under construction, much like Paris' career.

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Fergie
Someone brought a mannequin onto the red carpet...oh no, wait. That's the real thing. Ease up on the Botox, Fergie!

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Paula Abdul
This isn't as bad as some of Paula's other fashion atrocities, so we'll give her a passing grade. We'll just make a fleeting reference to the horrifying cleavage and the Barbie plastic shoes. Ugh!

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Jermaine Jackson
Just no. Where does one even buy a jacket like that?

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Lauren Conrad
Taking boring to a whole new level, Lauren! This grey snore of a jersey dress is flattering, sure, but there isn't even any jewelry to spice it up. It's just a great big palate of nothing.

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Neve Campbell
We haven't seen this Canadian beauty in a long time, so when we found a picture of her looking great (and strangely un-aged) we were overjoyed. There's nothing groundbreaking going on here, but she looks composed and respectable. How typically Canadian.

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Jennifer Lopez
Where have you been, J.Lo? Jennifer hits the red carpet looking fierce and sexy in her chained boots and matching black number. Didn't she have two kids? Nice job, girl!

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Lindsay Lohan
Just what is that in your hair? Looks like someone confused you with a dainty Disney character and forgot about your continual train wrecks. Argh. We. Hate. Bows.

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Katy Perry
It's official: this woman cannot dress, and her stylist is clueless. The girls could certainly use some support, and that bundle of mismatched rags is hardly a gown.

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Ashley Tisdale
Even the woman in the background can't keep her eyes open with that skirt around. Yes, it is that hideous.

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Fashion Police: Week of November 2

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Fergie
Someone brought a mannequin onto the red carpet...oh no, wait. That's the real thing. Ease up on the Botox, Fergie!

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Jermaine Jackson
Just no. Where does one even buy a jacket like that?

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Jennifer Lopez
Where have you been, J.Lo? Jennifer hits the red carpet looking fierce and sexy in her chained boots and matching black number. Didn't she have two kids? Nice job, girl!

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Lindsay Lohan
Just what is that in your hair? Looks like someone confused you with a dainty Disney character and forgot about your continual train wrecks. Argh. We. Hate. Bows.

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Katy Perry
It's official: this woman cannot dress, and her stylist is clueless. The girls could certainly use some support, and that bundle of mismatched rags is hardly a gown.

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Ashley Tisdale
Even the woman in the background can't keep her eyes open with that skirt around. Yes, it is that hideous.

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