Mysteries of 'Lawrence Taylor,' 'Sammy Sosa,' and 'Kari Ann Peniche' Solved

Kari Ann Peniche – 'Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew' episode 2 premiered last night, and beauty queen-slash-Playboy bunny Kari Ann Peniche wants to go home. She's gotta go pay her rent, she tells the recovery center's staff, and she promises to come back. She just needs an hour or two. Dr. Drew suspects she's going through drug withdrawal. Perhaps we'll find out if that's true in episode 3.

J-Lo Sex Tape – Jennifer Lopez was married to Cuban-born male model Ojani Noa for most of 1997. Then Diddy came around and Noa was out of the picture. Today he's jumped back in, having sold 11 hours of footage from his and J-Lo's honeymoon to filmmaker Ed Meyer. J-Lo is not too cool with this violation of her private affairs (apparently the video includes plenty of privates) and she's suing Noa for $10 million.

Sammy Sosa Pictures – Yikes. Have you seen the photo snapped of steroid slugger Sammy Sosa at the Latin Grammys last week? The guy looks like he crawled out of a coffin. Sosa's friend and former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis has an explanation for his appearance. "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white." We're surprised too.

Sesame Street Google Images – Google's celebration of the 40^th birthday of 'Sesame Street' carries over into week 2 with the coolest Google Doodle yet. Today Count Von Count gestures towards a "number-ized" Google insignia. It's the sixth 'Sesame Street' doodle to grace Google.com in the past six days. But you won't find the Count on Google's German site. 20 years ago to the day the Berlin Wall fell, and Google.de is marking the occasion.

Katt Williams Arrested – The best thing about Mondays has to be the slew of celebrity arrests that hit the headlines. That and finding fresh episodes of 'Bored to Death' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' on your DVR. Katt Williams is the latest celeb to slam the book on himself. He was caught snooping around on someone else's property and stealing jewelry over the weekend. It's not the comedian's first brush with the law. A year ago cops found 3 guns in his car after Williams was pulled over for driving without a license plate. A couple years before that he was busted trying to sneak a gun onto an airplane. Sounds like inspiration for some great stand-up material. By the way, check out that mug.

Lawrence Taylor Arrested – Mondays, so lame, yet so awesome. OK, not very awesome at all. NFL legend Lawrence Taylor probably agrees. This weekend he was busted for smashing his Escalade into a parked vehicle and scramming the scene. He was arrested 2 miles away from the accident where cops found him loitering outside his disabled vehicle. It appears he drove those 2 miles on a single axle. But cops say L.T. was sober. A pleasant surprise for a guy who wrote in his biography that cocaine binges are the best thing about retiring from the NFL.