Brady Smith – Who dat? Yeah, we asked that, too. He's a dude, and an artist, and an actor, oh, and he's Tiffani Thiessen's husband and the father to be of her first child. Today the couple announced the pregnancy. In a press release they said, "We are over the moon! It's something we've wanted for a long time and we are thrilled that it's actually happening."

Anya Marina Whatever You Like – 'Gossip Girl' turns indie darlings into rock stars. It happened to The Virgins. It happened to Phoenix. It happened to Santogold. And now it's happening to Anya Marina. Or maybe these musicians were destined for stardom anyway. In any case, Anya Marina's cover of T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" was featured in episode 9 of season 3, and now she's a big deal. Oh, she has a song on the 'New Moon' soundtrack, too. See what we're saying?

Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin – The latest pics of former slugger Sammy Sosa are nothing short of shocking. Everyone wants to know what's at the root of his drastic transformation. The verdict is still out but there are a couple prevailing theories. 1: He might be a psycho freak who underwent some kind of ethnicity change. Not likely. 2: He recently underwent a "rejuvenation process for his skin" (his own words). More likely. 3: He suffers from Vitiligo and has recently undergone a procedure to bleach and even out his skin pigment. Most likely.

Elizabeth Lambert Today Show – Elizabeth Lambert doesn't have much to lose. The past week has seen her name smeared across the Internet alongside words like "dirty," "despicable," and "diplodocus." OK, not that last one. Her punching and hair pulling has been shown on repeat on 'Sportscenter' and 'Entertainment Tonight,' and 'NewsHour with Jim Lehrer.' OK, maybe not that last one. But Google as you might, she has not yet made a public appearance. The 'Today Show' just ran the footage all over again.

John Allen Muhammad – Unless Virginia Governor Timothy M. Kaine makes a very big phone call tomorrow, the D.C. Sniper will be executed by lethal injection before the day's done. John Allen Muhammad lost his appeal in federal court today. His lawyers argued that he's mentally ill and should be proven fully competent before the execution can take place. The moral of the story? Don't murder 10 people.

Steven Tyler Quits Aerosmith – In the biggest hair news since Robert Goulet died in 2007, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry claims the lead singer has quit the band. In an interview with the Las Vegas Sun, Perry said "Steven has quit as far as I can tell... He has had no contact with me or the other band members... Aerosmith is such a powerful band, I mean it's like a steam locomotive. You just can't disregard 40 years of four guys who play together as well as they do."