Fashion Police: Week of November 16

By Chris Jancelewicz Posted Nov 15th 2009 11:46PM

From Angelina Jolie's maternal instinct to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater Canada brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood.

Tune in every week for the latest fashion faux pas and hurrahs.

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Fashion Police: Week of November 16

Tyra Banks
We've long supported the Tyra-Banks-is-an-alien theory, but this week it's solidified with concrete photo evidence. Congrats for losing the weight, girl, but you're looking a tad pinched. We feel like this dress would work better on someone else.

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Fashion Police: Week of November 16

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Rihanna
We're on the fence about the toilet paper dress. It's artistic, creative, and 100% deviant from usual red carpet fare. That said, it's sorta like she doused herself in glue and then rolled around on a bathroom floor. We'll stay on the fence and just say she looks fine.

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Christina Ricci
Yow! Christina's tearing up the red carpet in this hot little number. Notoriously short, the girl's working her height - she could be 5'6'', 4'8'', 6'0''...who cares? She looks fantastic.

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Coco and Ice-T
You gotta love Coco. Truly. And in absolutely no way does Ice-T show her off like a prize. Not since Barbie have we seen a little pink dress fit that way.

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Joan Rivers
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

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Meryl Streep
Meryl gets in the spirit of things and decides to celebrate Thanksgiving early. Here, she models this year's tablecloth for us.

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Eva Longoria Parker
Oh, Eva. So ill-advised. That peek-a-boo cleavage thing is hideous, and the tassels are so very wrong. At least she looks fantastic from the neck up.

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Kellie Martin
We know Kellie's been out of the spotlight for a decade or so, but that's still no excuse to not wear a bra, especially with such a low-necked dress. We're not sure if it's possible for her to look more frumpy.

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Zoe Saldana
The 'Star Trek' star kind of looks like Beyonce lite, especially with the exaggerated hip cut. It's a touch bland, but she rocks it anyway.

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Nikki Reed
Disco nightmare! We suppose it wouldn't be so bad if the neckline was a bit lower. It looks like it's choking her.

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