Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say the Funniest Things

By Amy Wilkinson Posted Nov 19th 2009 02:00PM

As bloodlust for the follow-up to 2008's wildly successful vampire romance 'Twilight' reaches a fever pitch, it's nearly impossible to turn on the TV or pass the newsstand without seeing stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart staring back. These star-crossed lovers (and real-life are-they-or-aren't-they couple) have a knack for working fans into a frenzy while dropping some seriously juicy soundbites along the publicity trail. In honor of 'New Moon''s hotly anticipated release, we've rounded up the pair's 10 most memorable quotes.

Rob on audition for the part of dazzling vampire Edward Cullen in 'Twilight': "I was embarrassed going into the casting because in the character breakdown, the first line is, 'Edward is the ideal perfect man. I literally put it off for five months and then I went in mainly because I had seen 'Into the Wild' and I wanted to meet Kristen because I thought she was cool. But I felt like an idiot being like, "Hi, I'm here for the ideal man audition." - E! Online

Kristen on 'Twilight' fan frenzy: "Anywhere we'd go for 'Twilight' was a psychotic situation. The sound was deafening, and it's thoughtless, as well... You get a slew of all these bullshit questions like, 'What's it like to kiss a vampire?' and 'How much do you love Robert?' Then you'll get one that's actually real, but you're like, 'No, I can't right now, I can't even consider [it]." - Nylon

Rob on 'Twilight' fan frenzy: "A mother recently gave me her baby and asked me: 'Can you please bite her head?' " - British OK!

Rob on Edward Cullen's true nature: "You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn't a fictional character and you met him in reality, he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something." - British OK!

Kristen on speculation she's dating Rob: "There's no answer that's not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Okay, we are. We aren't. I'm a lesbian.' I'm just trying to keep something." - Entertainment Weekly

Rob on speculation he's dating Kristen: "It doesn't make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I've literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it's like 'Oh, they were on secret dates!' It's like 'Where? I can't get out of my hotel room!' - Vanity Fair

Kristen on traveling: "We have this big European press tour to do. I'm not sure if we're going to end up in London or Berlin, but wherever we end up, I'm going to drive to Russia. I'm very, very excited about that." - The Late Show with David Letterman via Examiner

Rob on the craziest rumor he's heard about himself: "I like the story about me being pregnant. It was in some Australian magazine, on the front page! I was like, 'Wow, that's just [insane].' And it's not even ironic. I don't even think the article [tried to justify it]; it was just a headline. I am, yes. Yeah, it's in my armpit because I'm hiding it from everyone." - MTV

Kristen on whether she or Rob is more athletic: "I'm definitely claiming that one. Rob can barely jump rope. I call him Flippy because when he does his stunt rehearsals, he flips around. And, God, when he tries to run ..." - Harper's Bazaar

Rob on his powers of persuasion: "[A fan] said, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like 'Um, just take your clothes off.' She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security." - The Ellen DeGeneres Show via People

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