Quips & Quotes: November 21, 2009

By Caitlin McCormack Posted Nov 21st 2009 03:00AM

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they wanted to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

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Quips & Quotes: November 21, 2009

This is not to be glamorized. This is not to be emulated ... I didn't want that message getting out there that we were giddy happy to become grandparents. Truthfully, we were devastated.
-Sarah Palin opens up about the surprise of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy.

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Quips & Quotes: November 21, 2009

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WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomach stapled again? ... You look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap - No one would even know? ... I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me ... Is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!
-Spencer Pratt goes on a rampage on his Twitter account following a less than flattering interview with Al Roker.

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I'm not going to lie. I'm not one of these people that says, 'Oh, I eat hamburgers.'
-Victoria Beckham says she would rather eat salads.

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It's a preposterous show, and you have judges who have no recognizable talent apart from self-promotion. Basically I was looking at televised karaoke where they conform to stereotypes. It is a soap opera which has nothing to do with music.
-Musician Sting shares his thoughts about The X Factor, Britain's version of American Idol.

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I've never thought it was a curse to be single, and at this point in my life, I'm in the mind-set where I choose to be single - like I got to light scented candles and write in my diary and I wouldn't have time for that if I had a boyfriend right now.
-Taylor Swift tries to deflate rumours that her and 'Valentine's Day' co-star Taylor Lautner are dating.

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I'll tell you ONE B---- I'm gonna knck out next time I see her is CONAN O'B---- O'BRIAN..that guy acts like I bit his d--- off.
-Kirstie Alley rants on her Twitter page, after Conan O'Brien makes fun of the actress' weight.

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I would say to you and every woman, who has ever been hit, I feel that I did not handle that as well as I should have and I feel that I could have gone further and should have said more to clarify that what he was doing and what he was saying was wrong... So I apologize to you and I apologize to every woman who has ever been in that situation.
-Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey apologized to Robin Givens for her seemingly casual interview with Givens' ex-husband Mike Tyson back in October, when he told Oprah he wanted to "sock" his ex-wife.

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I should not exist. The baby would be better off without me. Life was never going to get better - so I better just go.
-Brooke Shields shares what was going through her mind following the birth of her daughter in 2003, when she was suffering from post-partum depression.

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What happened [was] when Kelli moved out two years ago, I got the dog. Because I wanted another child or something to love. And I got the dog.
-Rosie O'Donnell let it slip that her and partner Kelli Carpenter have been separated for longer than initially thought.

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It's disgusting that people would say those things. My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she's one sexy lady.
-Ashlee Simpson defend her sister Jessica, after critics slam the older Simpson's weight gain.

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