What If Twitter Existed When...

@orsonwelles: Oops.
@orsonwelles: That was totally a joke, everyone.
@orsonwelles: Happy Halloween! What'd you guys dress as?
@hgwells: @orsonwelles I got this really cool Martian mask from the apothecary's!
@orsonwelles: @hgwells Too soon.

@johnlennon: For the record, I never said we're better or more important that @jesus. Just that we're more popular.
@johnlennon: I'm sorry, okay? Sorry, @jesus.
@jesus: What's your favorite #beatlessong? Mine's Norwegian Wood. Let's see if we can make this a trending topic!

@ptownshend: Just saw @jimihendrix shred the #nationalanthem
@jerrygarcia: Far out guitar solo by @jimihendrix. Hope someone was recording. #woodstock
@janisjoplin: @jimihendrix Legendary.
@jimhendrix: @ptownshend @jerrygarcia @janisjoplin You guys got any toilet paper?
@buddyguy: I've heard that sound before ...
@5YearOldLennyKravitz: I know what I want to be when I grow up

@pattyhearst: I've just been kidnapped!!!
@pattyhearst: Send help!
@pattyhearst: Come on, you guys, DO SOMETHING.
@pattyhearst: Hey, they have foosball!
@pattyhearst: You know, this actually isn't so bad. I think I'm gonna hang here for a while.

@richardnixon: America, you have a right to know whether or not your president is a crook. And I am not a crook. ☮ ✌
@deepthroat: @cbernstein @bwoodward He's a crook.

@hughgrant: Yes, I did a very bad thing. But I was drunk, okay? Cut me some slack - I'm English!
@divinebrown: @hughgrant What are you doing later? I was thinking we'd hit a hotel, then maybe the opera.
@hughgrant: @divinebrown I told you not to contact me anymore.
@divinebrown: Anybody know if Richard Gere's on Twitter?

@billclinton: Okay, just so we're clear, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
@kenstarr: @billclinton I have tapes that say otherwise #zippergate
@billclinton: @kenstarr I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with @mlewinsky. Now excuse me I have to get back to a little something called "running the country."
@kenstarr: @billclinton Liar liar pants of fire! #zippergate #perjury
@mlewinsky: Grabbing lunch with @lindatripp after dropping stuff off at the dry cleaners.
@lindatripp: @mlewinsky Hey, how about meeting me first?
@billclinton: @kenstarr Okay fine, well you really should have been more clear about your definition of "sexual relations."
@hillaryclinton: Hillary for president in 2008!

@bobdylan: @soybomb Not cool, man.
@soybomb: @bobdylan Soy represents dense nutritional life. Bomb is an explosive destructive force. Soy bomb is what I think art should be.
@kelseygrammer: Congrats to @shawncolvin for her Song of the Year win. Here's to a long and illustrious career!

@MissMarilynMonroe: Happy Birthday, @mrpresident! Happy birthday to you.
@MrPresident: Didn't I tell you not to write on here? @JackieO wasn't happy the last time.
@BobbyKennedy: @MrPresident, as your legal counsel, I advise you to tell @MissMarilynMonroe to shove off.
@MissMarilynMonroe: Stay out of it bobby #camelot

@georgemichael: Okay, word to the wise, be careful around public bathrooms!! Seriously, get in and out as quick as possible. You can't have faith-a-fath-a-f
@georgemichael: aith.
@LAPD: @georgemichael #followfriday


@janetjackson: I'm sorry if anyone was offended. But I swear, you guys, that was totally a #wardrobemalfunction
@FCC: Oops, my sweater melted! #wardrobemalfunction
@FCC: Help, my pants walked right off of my legs! wardrobemalfunction
@FCC: Oh no, this material turns see-though around pop stars! #wardrobemalfunction
@timberlake: @janetjackson Better have you naked by the end of this tweet.

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