Mysteries of "Tiger Woods Affair," "State Dinner Photos," and "Adam Sandler Turkey Song" Solved

By Sam Brand Posted Nov 25th 2009 01:06PM

Wondering why "Tiger Woods Affair," "State Dinner Photos," and "Adam Sandler Turkey Song" are surging in Google Trends? We can shed some light on the mystery. Google Trends provides the hottest keywords of the hour. Though the results change frequently, at any given time the list offers a snapshot of what's hot in the world of entertainment news. Here's what's steamin' today...

Adam Lambert AMA Video YouTube – You've got to dig around a little bit to find video of Adam Lambert's eye-popping performance at the American Music Awards. Seek, and you shall find. Lambert sat down with MTV News yesterday to explain that nearly all of Sunday night's sexual hijinks were unscripted. The same-sex makeout session? "During rehearsal, I grab him by the hair and kind of just looked at him," Lambert said of his straight, single keyboardist. "He just, I guess, didn't mind getting kissed in the name of entertainment on stage." As for the the simulated oral sex? "I was supposed to look at him, and I just grabbed him," Lambert said. "I wouldn't have done it if I didn't think he would have been cool with it... It might look real forceful, but we all respect each other and were doing it in the name of the show."

Michelle Obama Pictures – If you had done a Google image search for Michelle Obama an hour ago, a disturbing monkey-face photoshop job would appear high up in your search results. The pic has since been removed by the original host, a traffic-hungry Chinese blog called "Hot Girls." But you can probably still find the pic floating around out there. Google didn't force the takedown, and wouldn't prevent it from showing up in search results because of free speech concerns.

Navy SEALs Court Martial – Three Navy SEALs are being court marshalled for mistreating the mastermind of the notorious 2004 murder and public mutilation of four private contractors in Iraq. Ahmed Hashim Abed, code-named "Objective Amber," showed military investigators a bloody lip and told them his captors had abused him. Now the three commandos are facing charges relating to the abuse and impeding the official investigation. They will be arraigned on December 7.

Adam Sandler Turkey Song – We don't much recommend you sing this song at your Thanksgiving dinner. Or any song for that matter. But especially not a song that involves venereal disease, Darryl Strawberry and corduroys (and that's just the censored 'SNL'-friendly version). Save the caroling for a month or so. But check out Adam Sandler's "The Thanksgiving Song" to get in the mood for America's most unique and filling holiday.

Tiger Woods Affair – Tiger Woods is the richest athlete in the world, by far. Sports Illustrated estimates the superstar golfer earned just under $100 million in 2008. That's why we care when he cheats. Well, it's one of the reasons. The others being we're a nosy bunch and it pleases us to no end to know even the world's most perfect citizens aren't perfect. This affair, we must say, is entirely unfounded. The rumor supposedly originates at MediaTakeOut.com, which claims the newest issue of National Enquirer has proof of the alleged affair. You'll have to wait until it hits newsstands to learn more.

State Dinner Photos – The State Dinner is the most illustrious honor the President can offer a visiting world leader. Tuesday night, President Obama held his administration's first State Dinner in honor of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Michelle presided over the 350-person invite list, which included noted Indian-Americans M. Night Shyamalan, Jhumpa Lahiri, Bobby Jindal, Sanjay Gupta, and Deepak Chopra. Also invited were media celebs Katie Kouric, Steven Spielberg, and Brian Williams. Michelle managed the china patterns and menu, which listed Indian-inspired dishes Green Curry Prawns and Red Lentil Soup with Fresh Cheese as options.

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Thursday 26 November

By gerald long

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the best team won

Wednesday 25 November

By Tim

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I think Tiger Woods is a descent and honorable man. I do not believe he would have an affair or do anything outside of what Earl taught him. The National Enquirer is a peddler of smut, Nothing more. Mr. Woods has a beautiful family and is a great role model for young people, both black and white.

By Liam

Black, Native American and Asian. Tiger has no European ancestry but all races should look at Tiger as a model of diversity and hard work. As in the entire animal kingdom "hybrid vigor" accelerates the fitness of the individual and shrinking the gene pool as many races have tried degenerates the individual and extended family, village, town, city, province and ultimately the entire race and country (i.e. The Third Reich and Germany and most of the countries on the continent of Africa).

By MARY

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I agree with everything you said. Those rag tabloids build up things, that end up to be nothing. I certainly hope that TW has been true to his family.

By Sid Reed

Well said Tim!

By utter12d

NO WAY WOULD TIGER WOODS LOWER HIMSELF, WITH SUCH A NICE LOOKING WIFE AND CHILDREN, TO MUCH TO LOSE.

Sunday 29 November

By Scott Andrews

You don't know whether Tiger had an affair or not. And if you think having a nice looking wife keeps men faithful, you're naive. Liz Taylor was nice looking, but she has been married seven times. Christy Brinkley, who is exquisite looking, has been married four times and her last husband cheated on her with a young woman who was actually homely.

It's not up to you to decide what people can post on here, so why don't YOU see if you can STFU?

By adlerman

This site sucks. If you don't have proof of Tiger's affair STFU.

Wednesday 02 December

By azjim

I can see it hes been a spoiled kid never had a job dingbat wife and women go after money He off eteriods now so his s x drive im sure picked up he is only a role model for rich kids regular kids cant afford golf all day

By Tamra

NO WAY WOULD HE DO THIS!

By paul

Are we saying he got a birdie or a hole in one?

By NICK

Give us a break, the show is rigged.

By ttrexxx

I heard he took four strokes with the girl and putted out

By DANNY GARROW

TIGER WOODS IS A HARD WORKING YOUNG MAN THAT DOES NOT NEED THESE LIES GO TIGER

Friday 27 November

By russ

DONNY OSMOND HAS "TWO LEFT FEET" DONNY WON BECAUSE OF HIS POPULARITY,I'M CERTAIN HE WAS JUST AS SURPRISED,I LIKE DONNY BUT THAT TROPHY BELONGS TO MYA,SURELY THE FIX WAS IN AND MR.PUPPY LOVE STOLE ONE...DANCIN WITH THE STARS & AMERICAN IDOL BOTH SUCK I'LL NEVER WATCH EITHER AGAIN-

Tuesday 01 December

By Edwina

Leave Tiger alone. He had an honorable upbringing. People are just jealous of him. Tiger, just brush them off. They are not worth the salt of your tears. Hang in there. Most highly professional people seem to go through this nonsense. You know better. Let it roll right off your back. You are a GOOD man, remember that and there are many of us who love and admire and respect you.

Thursday 10 December

By shahid

tiger you are still THE best damm golfer in the word an know body can ever take that away from you, so h0ld your head up an never let anyone tall yyou anything differe. love u man

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