Why are celebrities oh so coy talking about their romantic relationships? Do they really think their non-denial denials and their excuses and proclamations that their love life is nobody's business make us lose interest. You know why it is our business...because you're famous and ultimately we pay your bills.

After the jump, PopEater takes a look at why Kate Hudson, Kristen Stewart and Penelope Cruz stay so quiet about the men in their lives.

Want to know what we mean? Watch Kate Avoid Oprah's Simple "How'd You Meet A-Rod" Questions Around the 5:30 Mark: