Michael Lohan doesn't exactly have a history of verbal restraint, so when a Twitter account named @themichaellohan began writing snippets about family drama and wanting to jump off of the Brooklyn Bridge, entertainment bloggers across the Web figured it was the real deal. Thankfully, it seems the Tweets -- like the one that read: "fiance just left me. my family hates me, i spent Thanksgiving with my mom i just cant do any of this any more" -- were all bogus, and the father of Lindsay Lohan is still with us. All the Details After the Jump >>