Mysteries of "Salahi Today Show," "Gluteoplasty," and "Tiger Woods Girlfriend Joanna" Solved

Tiger Woods Car Crash Photos – You won't find a better collection of crash photos than what TMZ provides. WFTV Orlando has their own blurry pics of the scene. The Huffington Post has pics of the "new fire hydrant at the Woods' residence." And WESH Orlando has a pretty good labeled birds-eye view of the scene of the crime. Well, it's not officially a crime scene yet. But if Tiger's facial lacerations prove to be the result of a domestic dispute, there's a good chance wife Elin Nordegren could be hauled off to the jail for questioning.

Tiger Woods Girlfriend Joanna – Then a law student, Joanna Jagoda dated Tiger Woods for a time in 2001. That very same year the superstar golfer met his future wife Elin Nordegren. Now the internet is speculating Tiger may have cheated on Jagoda with Nordegren, who at the time was working as golfer Jesper Parnevik's au pair. "If he did it once, he'd surely do it again," seems to be the logic at play here. And that logic seems relatively sound.

Solange Magnano Pictures – Solange Magnano gave literally everything to be beautiful. The 38-year-old former Miss Argentina died on Sunday from complications after undergoing a gluteoplasty, a cosmetic procedure to firm up her behind. The official cause of death was pulmonary embolism. According to the New York Daily News, the embolism resulted from the cosmetic injection going into the beauty queen's lungs and brain. Solange won her country's most prestigious beauty pageant in 1994. She had since started her own modeling agency and given birth to twins.

Gluteoplasty – If you've visited Argentina or Brazil or a neighboring South American country and wondered if it was just you or if the locals appear to sport particularly enviable behinds, well, it's not you. Buttock injections are a big deal down south, so much so that the procedure is often called the "Brazilian Butt Lift." But that relatively quick procedure is not to be confused with the gluteoplasty, a more involving surgery during which skin is removed and tissue is repositioned to create a more perky rump. Check out some booty rejuvenation before and after pics.

Salahi Today Show – Michaele and Tareq Salahi made their first public appearance since crashing the Obama Administration's state dinner last week. Appearing on the 'Today Show' Tuesday morning, the couple said they were "devastated" when they awoke the morning after the party to discover the media had labeled them as "White House party crashers." Everything they had worked for, they said, "was destroyed." They were invited to the party, they say, refusing to name by whom, citing the ongoing investigation by the Secret Service into the security breach. But just wait, Tareq and Michaele will be coming into New York to show show us all "documentation from emails" that prove they had clearance to attend what was supposed to be a "lifetime memory."

Kwanzaa 2009 Dates – Between 4.7 and 28 million people celebrate Kwanzaa every year, experts say. Perhaps you are one of them. Even if you're not it might be good to know the holiday occurs on the same 7 days every year: December 26 – January 1. 43 years old this year, Kwanzaa was founded by Black Power advocate Ron Karenga as an alternative holiday for African-Americans. The week-long festivity gives "Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history, rather than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society," Karenga said.