SuBo's Huge Payday and Tiger's Impending Mistress 'Bombshell'

By Rob Shuter Posted Dec 1st 2009 02:00AM

Why hello, you fabulous gossip addicts! PopEater columnist Rob Shuter is here to give you your fix with his new column 'Naughty But Nice.' In this installment, has the lowdown on just how much money Susan Boyle banked thanks to her smash debut record (hint: it's a lot) and also has some insight on why Tiger Woods may need to be worried about alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel's little new friend. All the Juice After the Jump!

BOYLE'S EARNS 2 MILLION IN ONE WEEK

Susan Boyle first found fame and now she has found fortune. Record industry sources reveal to me that the Scottish sensation will earn more than $2 million this week alone thanks to the record breaking sales of her debut album, 'I Dreamed A Dream,' which is on pace to sell a million copies in just seven days. No matter what kinds of dreams she has, SuBo can certainly afford some nice sheets to sleep on now.

But anyone that thinks hitting the financial jackpot is going to change dear Susan should think again. "Dinna fash yersel (Don't worry), it won't change her," a resident from her small home town just outside Edinburgh with a population of just under 5,000 told me, "She's nae (not) the type to be going all Hollywood. Maybe the lass (lady) will splurge on finally getting her piano tuned or some new wee treat for Pebbles," her beloved cat.

Which is exactly the sound advice that fellow overnight star and former pop queen Deborah Gibson has for Susan. "She should continue to live the same way the she always has because although she is a true talent, this is a pop culture moment that may not last forever." So enjoy every second of it Miss Boyle -- and remember, don't spend it all at once!

TIGER'S ALLEGED MISTRESS -- NEW BOMBSHELLS:

While the eyes of America and the local Florida police are honed in on Tiger Woods, who has his front door and lips locked firmly, the woman who holds the key to all the outstanding questions has landed in Los Angeles and is getting ready to tee off on Tiger by dropping a bombshell. Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger's alleged mistress who has denied reports of any affair with Woods -- was greeted by famed Lawyer Gloria Allred when she landed at LAX before being whisked off together to "decide what the next step should be," said the never-publicity-shy Allred.

"Gloria only works with clients that have a powerful story to tell and lots of evidence to prove it. She wouldn't be wasting her time with Uchitel unless she has a bomb to drop," revealed one media insider who speculated that Uchitel might have damaging text messages with Tiger and intimate photographs. "The pairing of these two ladies is going to be Tiger's biggest nightmare. If he thinks this is just going to go away it isn't. It's only just begun."

CATFIGHT OVER DC WHITE HOUSE CRASHING HOUSEWIFE:

A huge fight has erupted within Bravo's New York offices at 30 Rock over what to do with accused White House crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi. Andy Cohen host and Senior Vice president of Original Programming, who is said to be worried about the reputation of his Emmy nominated network where he has carved out a niche for the most intelligent unscripted programming, wants no part of the fame hungry couple and is eager to announce that they are no longer under consideration for a slot on the upcoming 'Real Housewives of DC.' Although officially, "The decision as to who will be included in 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' will not be made for several months," said a Bravo spokesperson. And Andy isn't alone in his opinion.

New York Housewife Alex McCord, who has been asked not to comment about this subject to the press -- posted on her Facebook: "I think they should be charged (lying to gain entry?) In the name of setting an example, and I hope they are not part of RHWoDC." I couldn't agree more with you Alex!

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Tuesday 01 December

By beggsie

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susan boyle would be well advised to quit while she is ahead before she gets destroyed by a celeb crazy public. she doesnt have the background or the mindset to cope.

Thursday 03 December

By karthik

Looks good!

By margery

Phil Michleson and other gofers that don't like Tiger have got to be in their glory on this one. Espically if the story is true he is fooling around. Mister big shot could be in deep poo poo.

By LORRAINE

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TIGER, YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, A CHICKENHEAD WITH WITH A SHORT TIGHT DRESS ON. YOUR WIFE SHOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR A*S SOME MORE. NOW THIS CHICK HOLDS ALL THE CARDS AND IS WAITING FOR THAT BIG PAY DAY WHEN SHE CAN OPEN HER BIG FAKE LIPS. "YUCK" TIGER I WOULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU WOULD KNOWN BETTER WITH ALL DOES OTHER MEN GETTING CAUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN.

By bruce

learn how to spell before giving advice...

By criss

I hope this is not true, but if it is , why can't you guys stop with the uglier than dirt mistress. Fake boobs,fake lips, and just plain ugly. What happened to guys who chear because they fall in love with somone else, why the cliche? As for the public assuming he's cheating, and being outraged, where was public outrage when my husband was cheating? Just saying. Why is his infidelity more important than my exhusbands? people need to mind their own business. If this is not true, how do you think this makes his wife feel?

By ReseeCupGa

Does anyone else think that pic of Uchitel with the sunglasses and puckered lips is VERY UNATTRACTIVE? Or are her lips naturally that swollen? Yuck ... looks like she just ... ewwwww, that's nasty ...

By Ken wayne

While like most men, including me, I think with my other head, to bad ,so sad!

By CowTV

Just OWN IT TIGER - it deflates all the hype!

By Diana

Susan is a great singer. But we all have different levels of just how much*** we can take. Im with Beggsey on this one. I dont think Susan will ever be able to get by in hollyweird. Yes, she would benefit from it, but some things are better left alone. She can do well where she is already. If I was living in Scotland, I wouldnt ever want to leave it myself, its beautiful. And so is Susan, she doesnt belong with the strange folks.

By Barbara

Wolly crap Tiger, you haven't got a chance with Gloria Allred as Rachel's lawyer!!! Fess up now cause your gonna pay out the ass the rest of your life...Jus MAN UP DUDE!!!!

Saturday 05 December

By gordo

If she were just a little better looking I would go right out and buy that album too.

By Denny

Tiger? Who gave that walking personality disorder that name? The kid has known only one thing all his life -- putting little white balls into dark holes, and getting paid a ton of money for doing something that's rather stupid, overall. Maybe he should do the reverse -- stick to putting black balls into black holes, and dole out all his money to white ex's?

By make the nine ball

Tiger should Bill Clinton what to say. I did not have sex with anyone. It was just a kiss on the cheek. Worked for Bill.

ok i see most of you need spell chck or need to take more english classes..and stay off your cell phones while you are in the classrooms..no wonder this country is in deep s..t

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