Casting the Tiger Woods Made-for-TV Movie

By PopEater Staff Posted Dec 3rd 2009 12:18PM

Much like any massive and dramatic news story nowadays, we're guessing the Tiger Woods sex affair scandal is sure to wind up as a (likely terrible) made-for-TV movie (we're thinking ESPN or Spike) at some point. So, rather than sit around and wait for it to actually get made, the PopEater crew went ahead and picked the cast to expedite the whole process. Wasn't that nice of us? So, after the jump, see who we picked to play Tiger, Elin, and all of the other ladies involved.

Tiger Woods
Role in Scandal: Famous golfer; alleged cheater
Who We Picked: Donald Faison
What He's Been In: 'Scrubs,' 'Clueless'
Why We Picked Him: Faison has always done comedy acting in the past, so we'd love to see what he can do with a serious, understated personality like that of Tiger.

Elin Nordegren
Role in Scandal: Swedish model; Tiger's wife
Who We Picked: Amy Smart
What She's Been In: 'Road Trip,' 'Crank'
Why We Picked Her: Simply put, few actresses (or humans) could be as beautiful as Tiger's supermodel wife ... but we think Amy comes pretty darn close. Her facial features are scarily similar to Elin's and her hair wouldn't require a whole lot of bleaching to get that Swedish look. Start sizing up those bikinis, Amy!

Rachel Uchitel
Role in Scandal: Alleged Mistress # 1
Who We Picked: Audrina Patridge
What She's Been In: 'The Hills,' 'Sorority Row'
Why We Picked Her: The aviator shades, the long brunette locks ... visually, Audrina seems like the dead-on choice to play the woman who started Tiger-gate. Another acting class or two, and we think this could be Emmy-worthy!

Jaimee Grubbs
Role in Scandal: Alleged Mistress # 2
Who We Picked: Rachel Bilson
What She's Been In: 'The O.C.,' 'Jumper'
Why We Picked Her: Rachel Bilson doesn't get enough work in our eyes. She's gorgeous in that unsuspected way that very few people have, and judging from what we've seen of Miss Grubbs, they share similarly puffy lips.

Kalika Moquin
Role in Scandal: Alleged Mistress # 3
Who We Picked: Minka Kelly
What She's Been In: 'Friday Night Lights,' '(500) Days of Summer'
Why We Picked Her: Sure, there's visual similarities, but the truth is that Miss Kelly has won our hearts as Lyla Garrity on 'FNL,' and we think more people should have the gift of Minka in their lives.

Gloria Allred
Role in Scandal: Lawyer to Rachel Uchitel
Who We Picked: Tina Fey
What She's Been In: 'SNL,' '30 Rock,' 'Mean Girls'
Why We Picked Her: As the world saw with Tina's flawless Sarah Palin impression during last year's election, the lady can sport a mean suit-jacket. Judging by her comedic chops that we've seen, we think she could pull off the caricature-esque methodology and stylings of Allred's career.

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Thursday 03 December

By Gene

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Tina's going to be pissed.

Friday 04 December

By alex

This is fuc king HILARIOUS! LMFAO TIGER WOODS POSTER BOY FOR "IM A B1TCH" GOT SLAPPED HAHA

By dave

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tiger ain't bleep shouldn't have gotten married and he has no street sense not knowing how to cover his tracks. please don't pay her umpteen million to stay with you either you dope go date kobe tiger you don't have to pay each other off two dopes you got nothing on jeter

By Alfred Schrader

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If I got a flat tire, I would drive on the rim rather than stop for help in Windermere. Al

By MICKEY

Couple of well placed botox shots and anyone can play Puffy Lips.

Sunday 06 December

By Spunky Goozle

"HI" "I'm Tiger Woods, here's my phone number on the back of this blank check." "Text me."

Monday 07 December

By J P S

Real Golfers generally want to play 18 holes everyday. If Tiger's love cub(wife) was too busy, tired, or whatever her excuse was? Why can't the man play a round. Very Expensive greenfees.

Nobody is perfect.

By leroy

I think David Letterman should play Tiger..UH UH UH I AM #1 !!! TWO IS NOT A WINNER AND THREE NOBOY REMEMBERS UH UH UH

By private

This really isn't very funny. Hope the entire PopEater staff goes thru this one day, then we can all pick the cast..

By Jay

No one remembers-perhaps- but the children who will have to live with this throughout their lives, will They are the ones who will suffer.

By jerry

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No,No, you are wrong.............Let Larry the Cable Guy play Tiger Woods. He would be perfect.LOL>

By Rhett

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Lifetime TV will have this one on the tube within a month!!

By Bracha Tova

The girls you have playing the homewreckers are too classy for that. They don't have trash written all over their faces.

By jaguar02

I totally agree with you. Most home and marriage wreckers do have a trashy look to them on so many levels.

By kate

Too classy? Audrina from the Hills???? I don't know about the other ones, but she's trashy, vapid, and possibly retarded. Sounds about right for a homewrecker

By ronnie hall

What should one expect. Money marrying most of the time does not work poor,poor little rich girl

Wednesday 16 December

By bleep

I do so...

By Jill

The real homewrecker here is Tiger. He cheated on his wife with at least three women. If it hadn't been these three, it would have been another three. Put the blame where it's due, on the husband that cheated on his wife.

By Norma J. Franklin

That Miss California - the one who got dissed on because she believes a marriage should be between a man and a woman (shame on her.....) I believe the name is something like Tresjean - she should play Elin, Tiger's wife. She's the only one gorgeous enough to fit the bill.

By Hakeem

Depends on what you define as a "trashy look" They all look trashy if you ask me but regardless of what I or you believe... What it looks like is only an inkling to what it actually is. Image is just image and it is always subjective. The act alone not only makes his mistresses looks trashy but it also makes himself look even trashier. It also reflects upon his wife. He has tainted her with a dirty penis with the bodily fluids of these other women subjecting her to any and everything that these women may possibly have such as AIDS. To put it bluntly...As a matter of fact.... Each of these women, his wife included, have shared not only the same penis and vaginas but also the same saliva, semen, blood and any fluid that the body produces. Now that's trashy. Considering what they've all shared, they should have just had an orgy.

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