Casting the Tiger Woods Made-for-TV Movie

By PopEater Staff Posted Dec 3rd 2009 12:18PM

Much like any massive and dramatic news story nowadays, we're guessing the Tiger Woods sex affair scandal is sure to wind up as a (likely terrible) made-for-TV movie (we're thinking ESPN or Spike) at some point. So, rather than sit around and wait for it to actually get made, the PopEater crew went ahead and picked the cast to expedite the whole process. Wasn't that nice of us? So, after the jump, see who we picked to play Tiger, Elin, and all of the other ladies involved.

Tiger Woods
Role in Scandal: Famous golfer; alleged cheater
Who We Picked: Donald Faison
What He's Been In: 'Scrubs,' 'Clueless'
Why We Picked Him: Faison has always done comedy acting in the past, so we'd love to see what he can do with a serious, understated personality like that of Tiger.

Elin Nordegren
Role in Scandal: Swedish model; Tiger's wife
Who We Picked: Amy Smart
What She's Been In: 'Road Trip,' 'Crank'
Why We Picked Her: Simply put, few actresses (or humans) could be as beautiful as Tiger's supermodel wife ... but we think Amy comes pretty darn close. Her facial features are scarily similar to Elin's and her hair wouldn't require a whole lot of bleaching to get that Swedish look. Start sizing up those bikinis, Amy!

Rachel Uchitel
Role in Scandal: Alleged Mistress # 1
Who We Picked: Audrina Patridge
What She's Been In: 'The Hills,' 'Sorority Row'
Why We Picked Her: The aviator shades, the long brunette locks ... visually, Audrina seems like the dead-on choice to play the woman who started Tiger-gate. Another acting class or two, and we think this could be Emmy-worthy!

Jaimee Grubbs
Role in Scandal: Alleged Mistress # 2
Who We Picked: Rachel Bilson
What She's Been In: 'The O.C.,' 'Jumper'
Why We Picked Her: Rachel Bilson doesn't get enough work in our eyes. She's gorgeous in that unsuspected way that very few people have, and judging from what we've seen of Miss Grubbs, they share similarly puffy lips.

Kalika Moquin
Role in Scandal: Alleged Mistress # 3
Who We Picked: Minka Kelly
What She's Been In: 'Friday Night Lights,' '(500) Days of Summer'
Why We Picked Her: Sure, there's visual similarities, but the truth is that Miss Kelly has won our hearts as Lyla Garrity on 'FNL,' and we think more people should have the gift of Minka in their lives.

Gloria Allred
Role in Scandal: Lawyer to Rachel Uchitel
Who We Picked: Tina Fey
What She's Been In: 'SNL,' '30 Rock,' 'Mean Girls'
Why We Picked Her: As the world saw with Tina's flawless Sarah Palin impression during last year's election, the lady can sport a mean suit-jacket. Judging by her comedic chops that we've seen, we think she could pull off the caricature-esque methodology and stylings of Allred's career.

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Friday 04 December

By OM

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SAD

By John

Tiger who?

By T.

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WHo really cares who plays Tiger Woods or any of the woman he cheated with . If his wife overlooks his indicretions so will his sponsors and fans . He will continue to make more money then god His wife will continue with her lifestyle ,The other woman will get a payout to keep quiet and you ,Me and the rest of the world will keep getting up and going to work everyday .

By brewster0510

What's the great Shock ... Now Tiger joins the human quality of transgressions, infidelity and boredom with a monogomous relationswhip. Out of curiosity ... Is it possible that if women kept their panties on, then men would have no temptation? Is it fair to say that men have a greater abundance of selection to cheat with BECAUSE woman are now "liberated" and don't respect the institution of marriage as they should!

By pdowell

Who really cares what the heck Tiger Woods did? In real life, not important, if he want to be a tail end, let it be. And really, is anyone surprised? I doubt it!

By k

He,s lucky she didn't swing harder and lower so that getting to the FAMILY would have been impossible.

By Dennis Byrd

No longer can Tiger be mentioned in the same breath as Jack Nicklas.

By bernie

don't kid yourself.....jack was and is in the same boat

By srubys123

His wife may be pretty but the exitement of being with her is gone.. her priority and attention now focus on the kids, and this happen in most marriages. And all vaginas might be the same but it how you use it that makes a world of difference, every woman has the ability to take a man to the moon..if she knows how..I would say the woman he has a thiry one month affair with is the naughtest and the one he enjoy most..Technique Ladies!!! thats what it takes to satisfy your men..

By LOIS CAPUTO

WELL IF HE DID DO WHAT EVERYONE THINKS IT IS UP TO HIM & HIS WIFE TO TAKE CARE OF IT NOT THE PEOPLE. WE ALL MAKE MISKAES AND HE IS A GOOD PERSON I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU TIGER BECAUSE THE CHILDEN ARE VERY INPORTAN NOW NOT THESE PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE GO DOWN HANG IN THERE

GOD BLESS YOU & YOUR FAMILY

By sonnype

Tiger your an idiot

By Boss Princess

Ok, that girl in the picture is NOT the real KALIKA!! Lol! I know who she is, and I know a HOE when I see one!!!! LMAO!!!

By benjikid

Tiger Tiger burning bright ...where in heck did you sleep last nite!

By Mr. Wonderful

Maybe his wife stopped doing what he want her to do.

By Getting Busy

I understand Mrs. Woods foul temper got the best of her when she put his 3-Iron through a window. My instant reaction was she teed up a Nike Pro V1 and sailed it across the family room, through the new floor to ceiling windows, and out it went through the window for an ace. Now that would have been classy. If Elin would like we can get busy, getting even, as long as Tiger is in the room...I could use some play by play from a pro. The only cure to infidelity is swinging. Now get your family asses back to CA and start attending some of those Hollywood Orgies. hesheheshehe lol

By BJ

Why is any body suprised this is what blacks do.

By babalouie

Are you f-cking kidding me? The European caucasian male invented and perfected cheating. White women all over this AOL board are laughing at your simple racist remark

By VINCE

HANG IN THERE TIGER !!

By Hermann

Hey Tiger, forget golfing, start an escort service - you'll be in charge of quality control.

By RT

You wonder why 70%+ of black women are single?

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