Why hellllo Hurricane Tiger Woods. The professional golfer is living in the eye of the perfect media scandal storm this week, and early predictions say life for the former boy phenom isn't going to get easier any time soon.

Did Tiger's multi-million dollar team of brand managers and image consultants go on an extended Thanksgiving holiday? We just ask because it hasn't been Tiger's "transgressions" that have been driving this scandal, it has been the way they've been handled.

There is no lack of examples to draw from when it comes to the rich and famous ... transgressing. Here are a few of the plays Tiger should have borrowed from the School of Celebrty Scandal playbook to ease the pain of the past couple of days.