Fashion Police: Week of December 7

By Chris Jancelewicz Posted Dec 7th 2009 02:55AM

From Angelina Jolie's maternal instinct to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater Canada brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood.

This week we get an overload of sequins, a ton of glitter, and we learn a lesson: even if you're an older lady or still a teenager, you're fully capable of choosing - and rocking - good fashion.

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Fashion Police: Week of December 7

Drew Barrymore
It looks as if Drew rooted through her ol' trunk of Halloween costumes and dug out this nightmare from the 80s. The thing is absolutely hideous. We don't know what more to say.

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Fashion Police: Week of December 7

Drew Barrymore
It looks as if Drew rooted through her ol' trunk of Halloween costumes and dug out this nightmare from the 80s. The thing is absolutely hideous. We don't know what more to say.

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Bai Ling
We have no idea what the hell this is exactly, but it's like someone from 'The Flintstones' decided to go to a rave. On the plus side for Bai, at least she's mostly covered up, and the faux fur should help retain some body heat.

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Kate Hudson
From mess to glamourous. This dress combines texture, simplicity and classiness all in one, and Kate makes it look effortless. Bravo!

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Jessica Simpson
A disco ball. A very tightly-filled disco ball. An outfit like this would work on a 5'10'' supermodel with stiletto heels, but sadly it does not on Jessica.

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Katie Holmes
Oh, Katie. You look tired. And your outfit reflects that state of mind - it is boring, sleepy, and sort of thrown-together. It could have been worse, I suppose - at least you can wear heels without your "man" around.

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Ashley Jones
This 'True Blood' actress is giving a little throw-back to the 70s, literally. Didn't Carol Brady have an outfit exactly like this?

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Drake
The Canadian rapper has made it big (read: huge!) this year, and in that short period of time, he's managed to master the smug face. Lips pursed, an I-don't-care sideways glance...good job, Aubrey. We like the velvet jacket, by the way, but we're sure you don't care what we think.

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Nicole Kidman
Nicole, you're always so prim and proper! Loosen up a bit. The first step would be to get rid of your skirt, which looks like those paper cups you bake cupcakes in, except limper. And we're not sure why pale-skinned women insist on wearing colours (or non-colours) that just wash them out all the more.

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Fergie
Fergie's all pointy and glittery and everything, enough to the point that we're distracted from the obvious reconstruction on her face. But she hardly looks like herself anymore. There are four cool things in this outfit, though: the gloves and the shoes.

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Penelope Cruz
We're torn, just like the bottom of Penelope's dress. On one hand, she looks stunning. But if you focus on the gown for too long, you start to realize it's kind of ugly. So we'll just give this one a glance and a check mark, then move on quickly.

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