David Letterman used his personal expertise on sex scandals to pounce on Tiger Woods Monday night, but he made sure to drench his Tiger roast in irony.
"Boy, it looks like that Tiger Woods is having some trouble, huh?" began Letterman, contorting his face. He jokingly lamented that if the Woods scandal had happened months ago, he'd "have material for a year."
The 'Late Show' host is only months removed from admitting he's had multiple affairs with staffers. He peppered his monologue by asking Woods to "stop calling me for advice" on his growing sex scandal involving multiple alleged mistresses. Watch the video after the jump.
Letterman was back after a week of repeats, and he was able to tie in two stories he'd missed out on.
"President Obama is sending troops to Afghanistan," Letterman said. "Hell, he ought to be sending them to Tiger Woods' house."
Letterman later presented a Top 10 list on how Woods might improve his image, with Tom Hanks making a cameo to react to each entry. No. 1? "Blame Letterman"
He also asked the audience to clap if they thought Woods was a "jerk" and whether thought the same about him. There was clapping for each.
Letterman loves a sex scandal joke and has famously ribbed politicians like former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.
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I just hope all the Cablanasian's give their man support. No man is an island,I would love to give him my support but I am a blakk mens.
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