Rehab Is The New Apology
Slurred a colleague? Cheated on your wife? Beaten your girlfriend? Allegedly slept with a lot of cocktail waitresses, a la Tiger Woods?
If you've done something you wish you hadn't – and haven't we all been there? – there's a hot new pop culture way to avoid or postpone any public groveling: go to rehab.
From ESPN's
Steve Phillips (rehab for sex addiction, and anyone who saw his paramour knows it's a serious problem) to
Isaiah Washington (who underwent "executive counseling" for gay slurs against fellow Grey's Anatomy case member T.R. Knight) to the "domestic violence" counseling of
Chris Brown, rehab has become the new apology.
Much like the proverbial man who murders his parents and asks the court for mercy because he's an orphan, the many forms of what's generally called "rehab" has become the preferred way to avoid a public confession of sins. Hell, there are even television shows about celebrity rehab.
"It's really become the classic 'Forgive me for I have sinned' template in the crisis manual that most celebrities have been trained to go to in the past couple years," says Dallas Lawrence, a VP at Levick Strategic Communications, a Washington, DC public relations firm. "It really is a great platform to neutralize the media and give you some space, to let you not be responsible for your actions, in many cases."
The tactic has a few medical professionals shaking their heads in disgust.
"They use their alcohol or drug issue as an excuse for misbehaving," says Clare Kavin, executive director of the Waismann Method, a Los Angeles-based treatment for opiate dependency. "It's easier to put the responsibility in something you can't control."
Drugs or alcohol don't cause you to do something you normally wouldn't, Kavin says. They merely bring it out from the hidden depths of your mind.
"There are certain lines you don't cross unless you really believe it. I think drug and alcohol most of the time relaxes you to the point where you don't see consequences."
Bonnie Fuller, editor-in-chief of
HollywoodLife.com and the former helm of Star magazine, says rehab is always the right move if there's genuine addiction.
So, does she believe there's such a thing as sex addiction?
"In Hollywood, there is."
Are you listening, Tiger?
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Rehab is meant for the press and the public..Everyone knows that stars still do what ever they want behind close doors..When you`re rich and famous you gotta live right ?? UH UH UH I AM #1..TWO IS NOT A WINNER AND THREE NOBODY REMEMBERS..UH UH UH
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Everybody thought it was Golf ball. Well, Slime ball just might be more fitting. How sad. My daughters used to and will never again look up to him. Bless their family.
looooser
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There's no reason to apologize if there it's just a mistake. Sin is a better word that requires both forgiveness and an apology.
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This article is so 2007. Rehab is the "new" apology - seriously?!
Valid rehab has its value. However, when someone goes there looking for excuses or reasons why they drink too much, or use drugs, or are sex addicted, they can usually FIND those excuses and reasons, thereby allowing them the LUXURY of never having to REALIZE WHAT THEY ARE INSIDE. It is not acceptable to use whatever excuse or reason they find as a viable means of easing their own conscience. EVERYONE does have the ability to CHOOSE what they do. EVERYONE.
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Women cheat too!
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"(Sex rehab) is a great platform to neutralize the media and give you some space, to let you not be responsible for your actions, in many cases." Ahh haa ha! What total bullsh*t! We ALL know the only reason ANY MAN goes to rehab for sex addiction is because he got caught (Rehab to try to head off divorce), or he got caught being naughty (Rehab to try to stay out of jail.)
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Well now that Tiger has said to have been with over a dozen women then when is it a sex addiction?
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Right. And no one is responsible for their actions.
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Yes folks. Finding Jesus isn't enough to let you skate anymore. Gotta do the rehab thing too.
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Rehab is short for 'rehabilitation', meaning enabling someone to re-enter society, the word is normally used to mean somewhere to go when you have an addiction, you normally can get de-toxed and then have therapy to help you deal with the addiction.
But do you think Tiger Wood do the same?? or he need to do this?? why did he make any big mistake?? wel he is celebrity, he can do whatever he wish to do.. after all he has also personal life.. what do u think guyz??~!!
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Tiger,
You are a subject in humanity. And within this, subjected to your fates as all and anyone else. Finding peace then that this information determines a higher power is responsible to what has and will happen with you and you alike.
Your fellow human Being.
terry
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