Quips & Quotes: December 12, 2009

By Caitlin McCormack Posted Dec 12th 2009 03:00AM

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they wanted to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

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Quips & Quotes: December 12, 2009

I like my job. I'm good at it. I've been a porn star for 23 years. It's what I did right out of high school. If I won the lottery, would I do it? No. I don't see myself in this for very much longer.
-Jesse James' baby-mama, Janine Lindemulder explains why she wants to stay in the porn business.

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Quips & Quotes: December 12, 2009

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I probably do about seven or eight a day now. [Before this] I was existing on a balance of Starbucks and weed.
-George Michael says he's cut back on his joint smoking substantially.

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I always carry $25,000 in cash, just in case something happens.
-50 Cent likes the feel of a wad of cash in his pocket.

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KTLA morning news and yours truly have been here long before Perez Hilton upchucked his way onto the scene and we will be here long after he slithers away.
-News anchor Sam Rubin slams Perez Hilton after the celebrity blogger backed out of an appearance on the show.

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I wanted to do the suicide scene but was told it wouldn't be appropriate. I've also had to tone things down generally. But it doesn't matter because I'm a massive fan of the Queen. I was so excited and have even been practicing my curtsy.
-Lady GaGa dishes on meeting and performing for the Queen.

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I've had girlfriends. Nothing really, really serious, but I've had girlfriends. My first was when I was, like, 12 or 13. A month later, we broke up. Now, I'm waiting for Beyonce to call!
-Justin Bieber thinks he's quite the ladies' man.

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It's for health reasons, and for aesthetic reasons. If I have to go out on stage and jump around in a pair of hotpants, I have to look good.
-Madonna defends her vigorous workout regime.

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I never even thought Barry Manilow would have one album. I never thought in my life that I would have this career. I thought maybe if I were lucky I would be a songwriter or a musician or maybe an arranger or maybe a producer, like I did for Bette Midler and so many of the other singers that I worked with. But as a soloist, as a performer? No, never in my wildest dreams would I have ever thought this would be where I wound up.
-Barry Manilow says he's grateful for the career success he's had.

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Everyone has fears but mine is probably that this will all disappear. If it did all go away tomorrow, I know that I've enjoyed every moment of living the dream now.
-Singing sensation Susan Boyle doesn't want her fame to end.

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I'm so over the mohawk, I'm not gonna lie. It was cool for a while, but I've had it for like a year, you know I'm kind of over it.
-'Glee''s Mark Salling says he doesn't want his hairstyle anymore.

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