From Angelina Jolie's maternal instinct to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater Canada brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood.

This week it's all about black - a trend we don't necessarily mind, and one that won't go away, ever - and sateen, the world's most cheap-looking fabric. It seems to have a new life in Hollywood, as starlets are popping up on the red carpet wearing it. Fingers crossed that it's short-lived.