November 27: A day that will forever ring out in infamy. (And not because it's the day Tiger Woods smashed his Escalade into a tree, kick-starting the biggest sports cheating scandal since Shoeless Joe Jackson fixed the World Series in 1919.) November 27 is the day we were all reminded (again) that David Hasselhoff is a mere mortal.

"He's standing up, but he keeps falling back down," Hasselhoff's daughter Hayley, 17, told a 911 operator the day after Thanksgiving. "He got back up, and he's fine. It's kind of scaring me," she continued. It's kind of scaring us too, especially since it's just the latest in a long and admittedly fascinating history of Hasselhoff Hijinks.