And you thought Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' ode to New York couldn't get any better ...

Stephen Colbert crashed Keys' performance of 'Empire State of Mind' on his show Tuesday night, and swapped Jay-Z's NY-ified rhymes with lyrics more tailored to his suburban sensibilities. So, instead of Jay's "I used to cop in Harlem, all of my Dominicanos; Right there up on Broadway, brough me back to that McDonald's" ... you've got Colbert's "Shoppin' mall is close, my community is gated; My shorties are all private school educated." Watch After the Jump!